Simon Goff

This is why footballers train behind fences, plus they’d probably get lost out on the roads…

Nice timing with the Frecciarossa advert in the background - the red arrow. Cracking finish.

I’m seeing my dad later, I can’t wait for his incisive analysis of “why can’t they just bat properly”

It’s got a real late nineties feel to it.

It’s the heavy bass/light vocal that draws you in - plus as an ex pat Geordie in Manchester in the nearly noughties Mani was a regular in the Kush, the curry house near ours, and I was always amazed he was sat right there…the guy from the cassette we used to play in sixth form

Still…good news about the arachnid megacity.

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I can’t help but think of the We Hate Rachel Green club when I hear this.

My favourite kind of wine

Not a dig by the way - genuine question in the interests of spreading UK cheap fizzy wine that you drink on swings in the park culture

Are you familiar with Lambrini @wilwheaton.net?

Rough and tumble surely?

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From Iowa, Idaho and Florida?

If you look up when the far right came to Liverpool in the UK and got chased off…it’s called Yakkity Sax

Because of course once you’ve got them up there…well. Fuck that.

“You can’t blame austerity on one hand, but then say it’s the immigrants. The immigrants haven’t caused austerity.”

Zack Polanski takes on Reform’s Zia Yusuf over spreading of misinformation on #BBCQT

“Chub Venue of the Year”

Mirandinha used to play football with his kids in Gosforth Central Park when I was about 9 or 10 - I’m so old…

I was just passing through town on a rare visit home but I’d say these numbers are pretty much what I saw too

You might say they were gannin along The Scotswood Road…

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

As a regular traveller between Manchester and Morecambe, how could I not buy a T-shirt of the mighty Forton services, where my wife would buy 3 cans of M&S G&T and a bag of Salt and Vinegar twizzles - the tea of champions!

I wonder who is in charge this week…

Drive the short way up to the Jubilee Tower for the sunset behind the Lake District, or the Prom at Morecambe.

*unmooooved

Apologies.

This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

I’ve been an exec a few years now and thinking the same.

But have also just walked back from Sainsbury’s because I forgot to bring pants when cycling to work…

Only a matter of time before she’s presenting Skirmish, a military based quiz show on digital cable channel UK Conquest

The care sector is what keeps the NHS afloat, so while you might need care, you will need the NHS and the 2 are intrinsically intertwined. It’s kind of a big deal.

And the last 10 minutes at Wembley were a life time!

Can't believe who the new Pope is #NUFC