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mobutu sese ko was me uncle

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they just put a Fatwa out on guys with huge penises. guess im getting dragged away and slaughtered by an angry mob tmr ๐Ÿ™„

02.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smart Glasses? Smart TV?? How about a smart Congress??? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Hit like if yuo agree!!!
(my uncle sees me posting this and he gives me 50 lashes of the Leather Strap)

24.02.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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cool that TooGoodToGo is now doing vapes. cant wait to get the expired suck.

24.02.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i was drunk when i saw it and it immediately sobered me up

23.02.2026 06:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there r movies NOT about mario?? ๐Ÿ˜‚

22.02.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

European Media: Hienriche Blaumfauldem wins 3rd gold in Mens 500m cross ski

US Media: USA Women STUN with Dazzling Performance on the ice. Here's 5 things Congress could learn from their performance...

21.02.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the answer is taxpayers, ultimately, innit

20.02.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this divorce level argument would go so hard with some Brazilian phonk edit music right now

19.02.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woody Allen? The jazz clarinetist?

03.02.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 57 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A sad casualty of AI is that we will no longer see autists make hyper specific pictures in MS Paint

05.02.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 104 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

starting to eat more grass fed king prawn.

04.02.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why don't hurdlers just go around the obstacles? Seems like a lot of effort to jump over them.

03.02.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this philly snow plow driver lmaoooo this was near me

28.01.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 176 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

โ˜๏ธ

28.01.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Youtube video from Redeemed Zoomer titled "67 Reasons I'm Not Roman Catholic

Youtube video from Redeemed Zoomer titled "67 Reasons I'm Not Roman Catholic

ipad gen alpha kid typing in '67' on YouTube and finding this video

25.01.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*upon seeing the beauty of the heavens* aye is arright

20.01.2026 05:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when the guy in the Kung Fu Fighting song admits that "it was a little bit frightening"... wow. What a raw exposure of his own vulnerabilities and trauma.

19.01.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they measured it badly because the microplastics had poisoned their brains

13.01.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

let that sink in

12.01.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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precious little.

10.01.2026 12:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 178 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

why does the wireless headphone lady that says "battery low" always sound like she wants to fuck me

08.01.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Workplace Violence and Sexual Harassment Training ANY% Speedrun (GLITCHLESS) 00:45s

06.01.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can the Chinese Century hurry up already

03.01.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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deadass?

27.12.2025 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5999 ๐Ÿ” 818 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87 ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

Forbes List of Top 100 Most Influencial Gooners

22.12.2025 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'half life 3' - announcement or release? declare it now.

22.12.2025 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW

21.12.2025 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 769 ๐Ÿ” 187 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

when my girlfriend takes her bra off I flail around like a left4dead2 zombie and sprint directly at her

19.12.2025 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Epstein in da tub 
He is a scary vampire

Epstein in da tub He is a scary vampire

I hate jeffula I wish he would stay in the crypt

18.12.2025 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a person is holding a small brown dog in their arms . ALT: a person is holding a small brown dog in their arms .

it makes me so mad that all of the other reindeers used to laugh and call Rudolph names

18.12.2025 12:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0