Chuck Grassley's goat

A lot of hope for better political leader rests on bad people having strokes.

I think we should be positive and look for what could possibly go right: There's gonna be tremendous content. It's a tragedy for the country, but those quotes we're about to get are gonna be tremendous content.

Journalist asking follow-up questions is a lost art. Practiced only by Tucker Carlson and Isaac Chotiner, apparently.

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

Trump tells CNN Cuba is soon going to fall: 'We're really focused on this one right now'

The solution:

What's amazing is not only how much he (and many others) was wrong (100%), but how fast it happened. 13 months to be completely, 100% proven wrong. Not a long sluggish walk toward getting brought in to a war you don't really want, nope.

It was jump into it feet first. Run into it, don't look back.

What did you think forever wars looks like? Essays? Vibes?

bookmarking this for when gas hits $6 a gallon next month.

So Ukraine helps the US beat Shaheds and the US helps Russia kill Ukrainians.

There's a multiverse where president Markwayne Mullins just fired Kristi Noem to replace her with Donald trump.

Are people in that universe really better?

Calling Thanos

I am sorry to say that at least 10 people have died in ICE custody since January, not nine. They are:

Geraldo Lunas Campos
Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
Parady La
Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
Victor Manuel Diaz
Lorth Sim
Jairo Garcia-Hernandez
Alberto Gutierrez-Reyes
Emmanuel Damas

John Kirby cheered for about a hundred bombings of schools and hospitals. He's a maniac just as bad as anyone in the trump admin.

He's Pete Hegseth without the tattoos.

This guy belongs into a woodchipper. Or worse. His future should be infinite waterboarding at Gitmo.

Bloodthirsty maniacs.

The current bombing of Iranian schoolgirls cost the American taxpayer $11,500 per second.

Per second. Not per minute. If you read this aloud, depending on how fast you read it, it cost somewhere between the price of a decent car to a nice house.

Fuck that grifter.

If it's us: They possibly didn't care.
If it's Israel: They meant to.

Keep in mind that there was also 13 hospitals bombed by US+Israel. It's the Gaza playbook again, Israel's defense minister literally announced on tv that they target civilian infrastructure.

Others have said it but in doing this the United States has made every claim of the Iranian regime about our bloodthirstiness and callousness instantly correct

I hope everyone understands that when it happens, none of us (Americans) can say anything about a terrorist attack or any of that.

It'll be sad and terrible, but there's no question that as a people, we'll deserve it. Individually, those who die won't be those who deserve it, but we'll deserve it.

top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding

Was good. Also gave birth to a Flash that was waaaayyyy better than the movie version.

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ https://theonion.com/netanyahu-these-so-called-genocide-experts-have-probably-never-committed-a-genocide-in-their-lives/

Third way people have the political savvy of 12 years old.

You don't need a job, you need money.

I was gonna say we can just order them by the money in their bank accounts but the less dumb than Ron Johnson might hide the money and he's just too dumb for that.

Ron is a champion in his own right. He also wins the gold medal of corruption in the senate. Which REALLY is something.

Here's everything you need to know: He's the 3rd dumbest senator after Tummy Tuberville and Ron Johnson.

Maybe 2nd, ex-aequo with Ron Johnson.

What if Mr and Ms Fresh have a kid and named them "Hello"? Is that poor soul condemned to never be caller IDed?

One thing about diplomacy and international relations is that telling the truth (even if it's a veiled truth) is the right play about 99.9% of the time. Aragshi seems to be more of a technocratic diplomat than a cultist so he gets that.

He's stating a plain truth that everyone recognizes here.