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Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered diplomatic correspondence to stop using the Calibri font and return to the more traditional Times New Roman.

@theonion.com has a harder job with each passing day

Helth crash test dummy meme

Big fan of HEALTH, I saw them play with Daughters a few years ago.

With that said, I can’t NOT think of this meme when I hear about them.

Just start stacking them, that way it’s still only one sandwich.

I already hate that people are calling photoshopped images “AI”.

Having any sort of technical knowledge is a curse.

I didn’t realize they were also renaming CDC to Center for Disease Circulation

You can tell how old I am by the fact that I put my phone up to my ear when I talk on it.

Into the wall!

Lots of Olsen twin movies just begging for their hamburgers to be helped.

After 13 months of being jobless I have finally landed…

a 10hr/week contract. That lasts until Feb.

It’s better than nothing I guess but god damn this job market sucks.

Endorphin loops and quarter-eaters are literally the beginnings of games as we know it.

Nah, notice how they are all upside down? Trolling us.

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

Whoa really? Source?

Fuck Max Verstappen and fuck McLaren’s “strategy”

Ok I understand now

I seriously don’t understand why wine bottle stoppers exist when you can simply finish the bottle? Imagine saving a partial banana or something equally ridiculous.

I’m glad they made their case and the school changed their policy, but nobody should have to cite religious or cultural reasons to wear their hair the way they want.

Me vs the rest of my family every thanksgiving

“Have you guys heard about this Palestine place?”

My state is trying to ban VPNs

Can these politicians please fuck off and die thanks

In my younger years I considered myself an original trilogy fan, but Disney just couldn’t stop making Star Wars slop so now I just have to admit I don’t actually like Star Wars.

There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.

Yes but I’m afraid most people will just think “LLMs can manipulate the truth so I just use Google/Baidu instead”

The only big bird I’m eating this year

Then just build a fucking car and stop writing “car software”!?

“It’s ok you can call me fascist”

lmao WHAT!?

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brb finding rope and a chair

I was responding directly to someone about the environmental claims hence my focus.

Like if you focus on how prisons suck because they are just really crowded, I’d question if you know wtf you are even arguing for.

Hate this short response bc I can’t explain further, but they don’t care about env

There are so many better reasons to shit on AI…