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i don't know if i've ever felt more hopeless than watching an elderly black man get dragged out of the room for calling out fascism while dozens of white people sat silently with their lollipop signs and watched and did nothing

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Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

A man says "sometimes, I have a fantast about being lightly grilled." A large set of tongs places the man on a hot grill. "My skin would burn, but it owuld be very pleasurable." He relaxes in the prone position on top of the grill. "And I would compare my grill marks with other grill guys." The man is at a job interview and completes the classic thought "but other than that, I would say my greatest weakness is that I'm a perfectionist."

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat

lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch

grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor

There are no self-designated, organized “antifa” groups. That does not exist. Which is practice would make this a blanket law where the state could apply the designation as they chose.

peanuts comic panel of Charlie Brown at a turntable altered to say "you guys wanna hear some shoegaze?" and he's holding a copy of Loveless

#shoegaze
#shoegazesunday

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

people who go on the all meat diet love to say shit like “yup other than the throwing up blood and being unable to stand for more than 15 minutes i feel great”

I liked it better when everyone was obsessed with the baby hippo

Sorry to be a little old school about it but I definitely don’t have ADHD it’s just that the fairies take and move my stuff all the time.

This guy stared at me the entire way from DC to LA and I was convinced he was going to follow me and kill me before I realized his sunglasses were just on the back of his head.

Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson

Lennon McCartney skipping funly across the page, Lennon is clotheless

Lennon McCartney floopy and floppy simple lines, liquid

McCartney Lennon in fun 1967 clothes jaunty lines fwip fwip type lines, plus green yellow and blue

Lennon and McCartney two great big bitty pretty fan art slash fiction nonsense heads drawing

Since some of my Beatles drawings are up in a gallery, I thought I’d add some of the other ones to my shop cos why not. Popular old lads. This is the more line drawing emphasising section of my site. One of many.

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At this point, Teen Vogue is doing a better job of speaking truth to power than any legacy newspaper.

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it.

The law only ever serves capital.

would i like wine? yes please- what kind? oh. uh. (checks messy notes written on arm) i'll do the uh. the *squints* cabinet sovereign. So so human being @anonbeing.bsky.social Transmisogyny Transphobia (General) This is not funny.

This is what happens when a cis person says tranny, no joke.

It's a known curse and it's deadly serious. Take heed, cis.

$100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkout’s whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, in that order. unlimited breakfast - you can eat costco sausages til you die for all we care

$275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???

Pretty messed up that no one has pardoned the guy from incubus

It’s disturbing that President Biden has pardoned his son Hunter, but even more disturbing that he’s posthumously pardoned his other son, the Night Stalker Richard Ramirez