Piper Paige

Sometimes I don't know if someone is significantly more beautiful than me or if they just have brown eyes.... I feel like I confuse these two things very frequently.......

My9games.com

I'm unc 😩

I guess it's not even necessarily that there's comments like this on my post it's just kind of vulnerable joke so it makes me feel weird...

Maybe like ppl don’t understand that the character is literally me and not like…. Justa cartoon character … but it feels weird within the context of this post. There’s like a bunch like this it makes me feel gross

On here and Instagram the comments/reshares are just trans gals being like "she's just like me" and on Facebook it's a bunch of cis men being like "omg I DO want to fuck you how did you know"

😩🫠

:p

It's a reddit move to try and make a word cuter by ending it in -er (poggers) and it's 4channic to make fun of something by making it sound Italian (self evident, I don't need to provide examples)

Interestingly this contains the 4tran/reddit dialect divide,

Directors whose names sound like annoying trans girl words:
- Passolini
- Eggers

Poker Night 3

Xavier Renegade Angel: “Two pair, that is two Share. My cards. Your house may be full but does your Spouse leave you satisfied? Capiche?”

Travis Touchdown “dude can you shut the fuck up and play.”

The CEO of mpreg after inventing sea horses

Thank you 🥺🥺🥺

Idfk I feel for everyone who has lost their parents because they're conservative and stuff like I get it but I just have such a bad fucking guilt complex and I just wanted to share a cute story and it feels so fucked to make me feel guilty for that AAAAAAAAAA. Okay rant over......

When I was 13 I came out to her as bisexual and she broke down crying and when she asked if I ever kissed a boy and I said yeah she was cold to me for months.... Like the importance of growth ofc but it's not like I have a lib mom who has always been radically supportive of me y'know

And it's like!! My mom is like that cuz my dad died when I was a baby, we're all we had. I came out to her at 16 and she got so angry I had to live with my friend for a few months. She prevented me from medically transitioning as a youth because she was phobic. Like,, it's complex!!

Like my mom comic, which did moderately well on here, is at like 13k likes on Instagram. And then I have to prune and block transphobes and see trans ppl get mad that I said "tranny" (why??) and then see people self depricate and be like "wow my mom hates me must be lucky" like aurgghh

The amount of people who see my posts on Instagram sometimes makes me feel really neurotic.... I need to make sure my jokes are so funny and my comics are so well drawn but it's just making me suffer from ballooning expectations from myself that I reasonably cannot accomplish

I think ODDSAC basically is the best blend of their noise era and their psych era and a beautiful foreshadowing of their pop era,, it really is like the most AnCo music that exists but it's stuck on a DVD so only trve fans have watched it, let alone listened to it...

Animal Collective is da best band on Earth I think we can all agree on dat but what makes me sad is that most of their best songs are on their EPs + their movie and a lot of people don't listen to those >__<

The prophecy....

It's called being God's Perfect Little Obedient Angel Who Will Live Forever it's when you get four hours of sleep and take vyvanse and drink coffee all day and forget to eat until bedtime

Is watching someone drink a big glass of water the piss guy's version of seeing a girl with fat boobs wearing a tanktop

I woke up this morning to my gf texting me like "wow this YouTuber is greasy and has long hair and mustache I bet you'd fuck him" and I wuz like "good morning I wuz just thinking about you 🥺🥺" and she sent me dis I thought it was cute and silly...

I'm taking applications btw............. 🥺

Ohhh I feel like that's probably more likely lol

Pokemon trainer standing on a tennis field, a tennis player says "tennis is about rackets and balls. There's nothing profound about it."

I might be insane but is this a David Foster Wallace reference in Pokemon White lmaooo

Waowww