Sam G

Mother EFF. Good luck, friend!

Where is that frog??

It's so leetle!

Now you've done it. 🤣

Bsky thinks this is graphic content 🤣

I was about to come on here to LOL about your recent passion for representing swill beer but make it fashun, but then I LOLed that everyone else is just checking out the shortie shorts that I failed to notice in first viewing. 🤣

OMG my middle school heart and current heart would have just melted!

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I literally eat none of those things but "bacon, cheese, and egg" sandpapered my brain.

Henry is so lucky to have such devoted uncles. 🥰

Woman petting moss looking starry-eyed

Halp I've been lured.

Nah, my family (Catholic) said Grace every night.

YIKES.

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That's my Henry. He tends to look vry srs in photos. 🤣

Thank you Sean for capturing our handsome 🍍🐕

Tobias, you blowhard!

Gurl you know better than to suggest something become a musical to me. 🤣

Thank you for allowing a late drop-off for this feverishly last minute craft yesterday! Bandit be like "Please do not send me to the crochet witch again anytime soon..."

Bandit lying on a blanket with a green crocheted sweater on, side view

Bandit lying on a blanket with a green crocheted sweater on, front view

Bandit sitting on a green rug wearing a green crocheted sweater

Happy St Patrick’s Day from Bandit, featuring clothing by @righteous-babe-smg.bsky.social ☘️💚🍀

Last page of a pamphlet with the following text: Postscript: WTF? Henry is unpredictable, and he has been known to make us look like Sam and I are nuts! There have been a few times where Henry has met someone and just decided to like them right away. Let's hope that's what happens with you (but don't take it personally if not; this is very much the exception)! And a picture of Sean interacting with an excited Henry the dog while Sam looks on.

OMG @seemtoggle.bsky.social not me forgetting that I actually included your unicorn-ness *in the pamphlet.*

Bahaha the pamphlet was made prior to the creation of the sweater!

We have a pamphlet to give to Henry's would-be new friends LOL.

I don't think you understand what a unicorn experience you had meeting Hank. 😸

Henry says "I beg your finest pardon?? BORK."

RIP Joann and your sneaky Pride yarns from Big Twist. 😢 Glad you're enjoying the swan song koozie!

3 photos of Henry the dog wearing a crocheted ELGSES sweater over a background of Cherelle Parker

First post is a shitpost. That tracks.

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Probably right about here.