SamuelBucket

Damn lucky we behaved so impeccably throughout our hegemony. No axes will be freshly ground as we slip down the table

Finally! A job Matt Goodwin is qualified for

Even by Barney Ronay's desperate standards; turd. My bladder will be drier than the Atacama before I stop pissing myself laughing at Spurs plight but "Football club in the Premier League practices commerce" is strikingly porridge brained

We AirBnB'd at half term; fine for the money but really not great. Our host was a pleasant chap and obviously not an oligarch, knowing an honest review could screw hin I gushed. It just doesn't work for the punter and I must stop using it

Really like that but I do hope the sturdy doll on the table is evidence of an abandoned earlier attempt at Alien Autopsy

Surprising. You'd think she'd be widely bragging on your sack prowess

Is there an example from recent history of a US president demanding a subject population remove an opressive government?

How did it play out?

Fast twitch muscle fibres right there.

Spent after three sessions with a high of 68

Strange as it may seem given how it ended last time but I'm coming round to giving Ed Miliband another go

Superb

Chris Mason, Laura Kuensberg, Henry Zeffman, Fiona Bruce; your boy took one hell of a beating!

Sewer level achieved. I dearly hope I wake up to find this turd flushed away

"Are yow putting those shelves up yourself Denzil?"

"No Gwyneth, that would be disgusting"

A sensible man stays clear of a tapenade duel

Alternative facts

If you feel them slipping away mention how much nicer Radlett is than St Albans and you'll leave a hero

If you're workshopping material for Radlett I am worried you've started late

I'd have thought a highly controlled sexual economy would be a greater concern for MPs from Wilt Shire

Monica Lewinsky gets dragged and Bill Clinton continues getting sucked off. More of a history lesson than a joke

This is my Billy
There are many like him
But this one is mine

And he should only be referred to as Prince Andrew. Do not let the royals slide away from their association with this sleaze, he was, is and always will be a House of Windsor production however many times Mountbatten-Windsor is chucked in his direction

This is why I object to the "Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor" stuff. The royals want to distance the institution from Handy Andy and the press are playing along. Andrew is a ghastly piece of shit but he is 100% a House of Windsor product and the whole boiling should be under scrutiny

Tim and Tam Neenan still in the lobby, desperately hoping they'll be allowed to join the call

I read maybe 70% of this horseshit, abandoning at the crank platforming stage. This guy was, past tense, a GP. A job that demands huge skill and knowledge but in no way a qualification to issue blanket pronouncements on this subject presumably why his "evidence" is a single unsupported anecdote

The beer my virtually teetotal grandparents had in the pantry for when their enthusiastically not teetotal kids bought the family for a visit

Very much a guest ale selection we've got out, hopefully enough ABV to get the job done

Immigrants who pay tax and contribute to society unlike certain climate wrecking, tramp looking cunts I can think of

Given the way it ended last time it's surprising but I do think it could be time to give Ed Miliband another go

Don't use video doorbells. Disable voice assistants. Download apps when you have to, delete them as soon as you can.

"He's a complete bag of sand" is close to how I'd describe Morgan McSweeney