Hey King Ralph didn’t do anything to deserve to be associated with this lol
06.03.2026 17:10
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Hey King Ralph didn’t do anything to deserve to be associated with this lol
this is the type of poll I have to tell myself is too good to be true unless it does come true at which point I will repost it with the caption “Never in doubt”
and if one solitary person complains that “Hannibal didn’t speak with a Mount Vernon accent,” they’re getting something thrown at them
it’s so bizarre that Trump’s, like, ONE responsible quality is that he doesn’t drink, yet he surrounds himself with sloppy drunks lol
[guy who has only interacted with rapture evangelicals interacting with their second religious person]: getting a lot of rapture vibes here
no, he might not get to 50%, so #RunoffWatch
no I don't remember why I was wearing just my Mets pride night tanktop
when I first realized my series had legs, I penciled in this tweet for entry #0420, knowing it would get shadowbanned on Tiktok for the mention of marijuana. still had to do it youtu.be/D3VbeYkPLes
sorry; I tried to scare you
BOO!
Wemby is a college educated suburban woman voter
Right now Jasmine's best hope comes from keeping down the margins in Bexar County we literally have another Crockett making their last stand at the Alamo
was happy to cover this one yesterday youtu.be/DDzfihEDriY
leave it to young voters to prioritize 6-7 🤦♂️
The “cheese product” of the financial industry
The 2-3 months of "The resistance is over, we're all MAGA now" in mainstream politics fooled a lot of people who get paid a lot of money to see more than 2-3 months in the future
a benefit of not living where you grew up and first got your cell phone is that you can be sure 100% of calls from your area code that aren’t already in your contacts are spam
not that you couldn't have just put this text onto a hat or hoodie yourself, but hey, I can make a few bucks off this one
if you ever wanted a MR CURATOR hat or shirt or hoodie, well, now you can have it museumoftwitter.threadless.com/designs/mr-c...
maybe Zinke’s “Don’t worry - we’re gonna cancel the elections” letter got lost in the mail
not to say that there won’t be chicanery, but the best evidence against the “they’ll just cancel the elections!” folks is that a lotta Republicans in Congress are sure acting like there are gonna be elections
Ongoing “lol” at every entity that cuts a lopsided deal with this guy rather than telling him to fuck off
My twin brother just visited his friend who lives in The Hague for a week in January and he said it’s beautiful fyi
Some way, we do need to get David to watch SAVING SILVERMAN because having watched it recently from Griffin’s recommendation, I must admit it’s a rich text
we need to work harder to culturally capitalize on the strong evidence that brain damage makes you a republican. we need to turn "fettering" into a slur that means "acting like a bigoted oaf". it's a real word so that's an uphill battle, maybe "fetting" or just "fettermanning"
Remarkable how fast Democratic voters have transformed over two decades.
Median Dem in Dubya term 1 is a pro-war "moderate".
Median Dem today identifies as a progressive, 31% as a Democratic Socialist, 90% anti-war.
We can end the wars. We can end the empire. We can remake America. If we win.
every single psycho thing Donald Trump does he does only because almost every single federally elected Republican has chosen unilaterally, independently, and with complete freedom to go along with it unconditionally
The War Powers Resolution needs a complete overhaul because it's obviously failed, but at the end of the day, there's no procedural trick around having a Congress that's willing to stand back and watch a president flagrantly break the law and the Constitution and do absolutely nothing about it.
Because he reflects the cynical worldview the “we’ll have a revolution but I can’t call to schedule my own doctor’s appointments” left wants to hear