Reina Hardy

You might think that Lancelot is Chad, but Lancelot is too blue-pilled to be Chad. Gawaine is Chad.

The version of Queen Guinevere in "Camelot" is a bloodthirsty slut as played by Julie Andrews and it's hard to imagine anything more appealing.

The thing that fascinates me about "The Tell" lawsuit is that I find neither narrative at all plausible.

Just heard that Frederick Brennan died a few months ago. Suspect he will be the King Arthur of our time in that centuries from now scholars will argue his historicity.

a tramp stamp that says “forklift certified”

There should be federal laws against this kind of thing for all of our sakes

The problem with dating is that 85% of women are trying to match with the much smaller percentage of men who are Lancelot.

002 Maps of Meaning: 2 Contending with Chaos (TVO) Professor Jordan Peterson Subtitled in English and Translated into Farsi by Mapsofmeaning.farsi@gmail.com English Playlist:…

Very disorienting that this version of Jordan Peterson is kinda hot. He even used to dress cute! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT8T...

I was looking through my old papers and apparently I saw IDRIS ELBA play ACHILLES in a production of Troilus and Cressida before he was famous?

Apparently Carl Jung swore never to work on the Holy Grail legend because it was his wife Emma’s thing. Only chivalrous fact about a man I’ve learned on this quest.

It's not even a picture of a WOODEN PLAYGROUND. That's what they all look like today. Bro call your mom.

I don't need to be an expert on courtly love. I just need to make a couple of jokes and move the heck on.

I must ride with my knights to defend what once was, and the dream of what could be.

Someone should make a "Late Night With the Devil" style analog horror with this aesthetic: youtu.be/rkMaGA0HDxs?...

I've been reading Jordan Peterson for my chapter on Sir Lancelot so IDK, this struck me.

Rescuer who jumped into icy Chicago lake to save baby: ‘All I did was a human act’ Lio Cundiff, who is trans, says he hopes incident shows how ‘human we are – because all I did was a human act’

The guy who jumped into wintry Lake Michigan to save a baby is a trans comedian without health insurance: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I’m beginning to think that infrastructure week will never come.

When I read this as a child it was just funny, but now that I have a baby...

Sobbed when I read this passage from "The Once & Future King," where Merlyn, who lives backwards in time, first meets Arthur.

"Have I told you this before?"
"No, we only met about half an hour ago."
"So little time to pass?" said Merlyn, and a big tear ran down to the end of his nose

"The authors are all going to repent when the book is over." - CS Lewis, the Allegory of Love.

All that stands between me and snuggling my baby is section two of chapter 9.

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I have learned about a new-to-me kind of poem: a palinode. This is a poem in which you retract a view or argument made in a previous poem. Amazing. Every poet I know should write four immediately.

I’ve decided I want to find a deranged Jungian analyst. I want to come in when I feel anxious and have some beardy guy tell me about Hammurabi or whatever.

Then a long silence came upon the hall,
And Mordred thought, "The time is hard at hand."

"are these/ so far besotted that they fail to see/ This fair wife-worship cloaks a secret shame?" - Tennyson on wife guy stans

This kinda shit has to be outlawed on all levels. do we really want the ghost of our grandma to sell us baked goods? Put a stop to it now.

I note that this comes up in multiple modernish versions of the Arthurian legends.

Am I the only person who has hated every single version of ChatGPT's personality?

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it