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I do all the things, or at least: Magic the Gathering; teach music and speech; TTRPGs. Gamify everything! There are some that call me...Steve. he/him GM for Hire

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"I am the tea that you are having."

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Look I'm just getting caught upon Bridgerton, ok?

09.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't use the X card in my ttrpg games when I GM because every single person who I've met that has genuine traumatic experiences would never use it. They would rather sit along quietly and feel uncomfortable than have every person in the room look at them and put their trauma on display.

08.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Polyam coded lunchbox.

04.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The candy heir vs. chocolate skimpflation The grandson of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups creator has launched a campaign against The Hershey Company, which owns the Reese's brand. He wants them to stop skimping on ingredients.

The grandson of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups creator has launched a campaign against The Hershey Company, which owns the Reese's brand. He wants them to stop skimping on ingredients. n.pr/3N2lYUx

03.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 714 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 32

Bricks protect our community in myriad ways.

23.02.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TIL YouTube disabled videos because an adblocker. I'm either going to a) wait for the adblocker to circumvent this nonsense or b) stop using YouTube.

I don't know what they expected--that I was so enmeshed in their ecosystem that I would cave? Pfft

19.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31

09.02.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 2104 πŸ” 438 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 12

Why do we need to obfuscate this data? I'm so confused.

17.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's 11:30 am where I am. Jesus.

17.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

What a neat video that CBS forbid Colbert from airing: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

17.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fallout: New Vegas and Clar Obscur are both pretty peak.

17.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New Pathfinder game: "Do you want to take 40 damage, or double it and give it to the next person?"

15.02.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today is the 5th anniversary of when a former partner chose to reveal she had spent months deliberately and intentionally lying about her reproductive health to start our family years before we had agreed to; this violation of my consent and subsequent legal nonsense has really clouded today for me.

14.02.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But also picking up that Humble Bundle on occasion because... Maybe someday?

12.02.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you need a Valentine this weekend, I'm your Valentine. This polycule is either playing ttrpgs or Jackbox or streaming Dropout.

Bring snacks.

12.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

William Boimler and the Anaximander are planeswalkers.

10.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which sportsball teams were playing at the Bad Bunny concert again?

09.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost like everything is political, and we should be more open and louder about it.

06.02.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Put more political shit in your content. Be louder. Not only will it make you infinitely cooler, but you'll get to piss the worst people on the internet and you'll ruin their whole day.

And that's fuckin grand.

05.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 340 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

I do not care for these pedophiles and you may quote me on that

05.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Harsh, but fair.

05.02.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

did captain picard lead the x-men

04.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5

Best faith version is that ranking anything (Zelda, Star Trek, Movies) is 'bait' because people have wildly varying opinions about what's best.

There are, of course, a tragically large amount of bad faith folk who are being dismissive and sexist though.

04.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You leave my child, The Division 2, out of this.

04.02.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Indiana Jones, taking a short break from stealing Indigenous peoples’ artifacts, is punching nazis in the face, as he should.

Indiana Jones, taking a short break from stealing Indigenous peoples’ artifacts, is punching nazis in the face, as he should.

FUCK ICE

05.09.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 846 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 7

This is great! I have a mighty need.

03.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do I have to start with Pitch Black before Pitch Perfect, or does it matter?

03.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Paris prosecutors raid X offices as part of investigation into child abuse images The prosecutors raided the offices of X as part of a preliminary investigation into allegations including spreading child sexual abuse images and deepfakes. They also summoned owner Elon Musk for questioning.

The prosecutors raided the offices of X as part of a preliminary investigation into allegations including spreading child sexual abuse images and deepfakes. They also summoned owner Elon Musk for questioning. n.pr/3ZhlKvr

03.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 701 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 24
03.02.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Steve coded characters:

03.02.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0