Chance Townsend

brother that is GRIM

We regret to inform you that pickup artists and pranksters have discovered Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses. They're creeping on women on the street, bothering firefighters at work, and harassing retail workers for content. (🧵1/7)

LeBron James' 'Second Decision' is another example of pervasive celebrity ad culture LeBron James' Second Decision announcement turned about to be an ad for Hennessy. It's yet another example of pervasive celebrity ad culture.

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Trump administration wields X like a weapon Trump cabinet members and his administration's departments use X to hurl insults and push their nativist agenda.

Two new features out: one on annoying celebrity ad culture and the other on the terminally online and annoying Trump cabinet. S/O @ryangeddie.bsky.social for his help on this one

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Bengals game was genuinely miserable to watch 🫩

This OnlyFans model found her photos on Reddit — with someone else's face AI may be taking catfishing to a whole other level.

Small little feature about the terrifying reality of AI when it comes to scamming and catfishing. Please read 🙂‍↕️

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Anonymous researchers used AI bots to experiment on a Reddit debate subreddit Researchers claiming to be with the University of Zurich used AI bots to generate thousands of comments in r/changemyview.

Researchers claiming to be with the University of Zurich used AI bots to generate thousands of comments in r/changemyview.

bring back large groups of muscular men in loincloths that speak on the glory of battle and the ritual of mortality

The people yearn for the oars. bring back boats powered by hundreds of dudes rowing rhythmically to a drum beat

This will be the first ever non title 1v1 women’s match at WrestleMania in 19 years

Also the first ever 1v1 women’s match at WrestleMania with no stipulation or title involved

The Oprah Show and it’s consequences have been disastrous for the human race

In your face: The brutal aesthetics of MAGA Does proximity to power rely on a specific look?

I'm a young mom who now smells like a sandwich and looks like a wreck. So, Botox and fillers are certainly top of mind.

But for MAGA, something...different...seems to be happening. And American politics, like our faces, may never recover.

À white woman wearing a mask and white top

I did my first in-person panel ever this evening, please clap.

Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars' Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.

the feminine urge to

Hahaha hey I wrote that 🤩 thank u @jay.bsky.team

likewise!

Nico Harrison might be a bigger villain than 2009 Randy Orton

It’s 2005 and Detroit is good again. Come over. We’re gonna eat pizza rolls and watch the Pistons game in my basement and then play Halo 2 co-op on legendary

ngl Frank Underwood woulda never let this happen

I love my cat ❤️

Gonna travel back in time and show Issac Newton a “Best NBA dunks” compilation so I can thank him for discovering gravity

This is gonna hit like crack #AEW

Why’d it take me so long to get a crockpot

Rewatching Modern Family for the first time since I was a literal child and reflecting immensity of it’s impact on gay rights/acceptance

Death, Taxes and A&M going 8-4. Thank you Auburn 🤘🏾

What happened to phrasing?

BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard is on a TSA watch list because of her suspicious foreign travel patterns

Maybe — just maybe, hear me out here — the nominee for Director of National Intelligence should NOT be someone who made a TSA watch list for her suspicious foreign travel patterns

oh goodie

SecDef nominee Pete Hegseth in his book “The War on Warriors”:

“I define a woman as someone who is actually a woman.”

What a fucking idiot 😭