David Ambaras

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You know, I happen to be something of an expert in intelligence myself

Marco, because he thinks saying yes is always a step up the ladder

We hold these lethal capacities to be self-evident

"And no girls allowed"

New footage of the Trump Cabinet at work: youtu.be/2tXtPygIL5E?...

Josh Hawley gives his J6 fist pump to Platner.
Platner: Hawley's really fighting for the people

Just launch the oil up to Mars and by 2030 most humans (at least the "desirable" ones) will have gotten there

He's going to get the DOD to purchase all his unsold cybertrucks so that each of them can carry a couple of barrels before it spontaneously explodes

This is the core issue

What if we just won the hearts and minds of the barrels and got them to roll to us

$11.3 billion could cover any of the following for a full year:
-1.4 million people on Medicaid
-19 million kids getting free school lunches
-1.4 million people getting affordable housing
-1.1 million hungry seniors fed
-0.8 million children given free child care

Grok, add naked women truckers

Cholera! In the East End

Secretary of WAR!!!! Hegseth told me yesterday was the most intense day of punching down at a dead enemy until today

Can't wait for Rubio to explain that the US dropped tactical nukes because Bibi was about to do so

NYT: Rashida Tlaib’s Expletive-Laden Cry to Impeach Trump Upends Democrats’ Talking Points

NYT search result showing no results for Andy Ogles

NYT when a Muslim congresswoman says “motherfucker”: This is a problem for Democrats

NYT when a Christian Republican congressman says “Muslims don't belong in American society”: 0 results

War has always been over

> @cbsnews.com

Or you can take on an artist name

This is not true—driver’s licenses aren’t acceptable under the SAVE Act without additional proof of citizenship. The fact that they keep doing this sleight of hand should make clear that the SAVE Act is not something that “every American gets”

We have met the enemy

Here’s @jaketapper.bsky.social having American-Israeli *journalist* Emily Schrader on to tell CNN’s audience most Iranians inside Iran actually support Trump & Bibi’s war on Iran🤔, and claim Iran is moving weapons into mosques and schools (to justify bombing them… the Gaza playbook)

You need to publish a hyakkei series

Manhattan Institute: We want you to know that the hot dog suit we are wearing is kosher

Reporter: You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war. But you're the only person in your government saying this. Why?

Trump: Because I just don't know enough about it.

This was such a good job by the NYT's Shawn McCreesh.

He asked a very pointed and direct question to Trump about the school bombing, leading the president to corner himself (was he claiming the US sold Iran Tomahawks???) before admitting he doesn't "know enough" and will abide by the final report.

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Congratulations to Sen. Meyer on his new job — which will give him a great opportunity to do a wide range of good work for the people of North Carolina. But our Democratic Senate caucus will be the poorer for his absence.

This disgusting shit doesn’t belong in American society.

And Republicans who support it don’t belong in Congress.