Laz’s Free Rocket Samples

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Donny Benét time!

Mid air fueling

Picture of planes historians will call just friends

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

An image taken by the Perseverance rover on Mars

Sol 1796: Front Right Hazcam, taken at 12:22:53.509 (local mean solar time)

Donny Benét - Second Dinner (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Donny Benét

Long day tomorrow but super excited to be ending it by going with @kangamutt.bsky.social to see Donny Benét live! youtu.be/0dD7KeRETsA?...

if you'd prefer to comm directly outside of vgen, my form is also open!

bark.zone/comms

Black-and-white hand-drawn comic in pen. Panel 1, upper-left inset: A-K, a tiger-like alien with fan-like ears, curly hair, and glasses picks themselves up off a thoroughly collapsed highway. Scaling from nearby buildings, they are over 100 meters tall. A-K adjusts their glasses as they rise, not noticing the long RRRRIP sound coming from their shirt as the neck snags on something sharp, severing it down the middle. A-K: "Ow." NARRATOR, speaking in boxes: "You okay?" A-K: "Just my pride... [in small, concerned text]...what about everyone else?" Panel 2: A-K walks from the broken part of the highway around a curve, to where it's adjacent to a ridgeline. They are now clearly much larger than they were as they step off the highway with a small THOOM that throws up dust. Lights up the ridge suggest this is part of their emergency path. Their clothes are in tatters. NARRATOR: "No worries! This ain't that kind of story! You did good!" A-K: "I must be popular." NARRATOR: "Bah. Everybody knows I'm the bad buy. Consensus is 'poor kitty!'" A-K: "...But the highway." NARRATOR: "The 'Trains Everywhere' people are posting Sickos memes." Panel 3: low view showing off A-K's ass as they climb up the ridge, their hairless black tail swooping to one side, claws digging into the ridge with a CRUNCH and hands crumbling the lip with a CRUSH sound. Their clothes are completely in tatters and their modesty is now a function of camera angle. A-K: "Heh." [beat] "What's your angle in all this?" NARRATOR: "I give the people what they want." Stats in the corner: LIKES 63 REPOSTS 23 HEIGHT: 256 m MASS: 244 kt

Go ahead and destroy the highway, quarter-kilometer kzin. Make the people happy for #MacroMarch.

This #GrowthDrive (still @stellaedgecomb.com 's fault) proceeds with, like, #growth and #macro and stuff! And now *teasing* T&A!

He’s delightful and will tear you to shreds because you exist in his world.

All 6 slots still open!

Our tuxedo cat, Apollo, sniffs curiously at the camera.

SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFF

Our tuxedo cat, Apollo, gazes outside into his domain.

Mr. Man

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

Mercedes G-Wagens, absolutely no one who owns one actually uses them to their full potential, and they won't give us one to go throttle it off-road, so no one should be allowed to have any and they'd be good under your ass.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

laughing man logo with the text replaced to read "my main goal is to blow up and then act like i don't know nobody"

Follow up with thoracic doctor, after PET scan, she has spots throughout her body from fighting the main mass in her lung area.

Biggest lumps on shoulder and hip.

On Monday, they’ll remove the shoulder lump to determine what type of cancer.

Need appointments set up with oncologist and radiation…

Boardwalk Times @ D23 @BoardwalkTimes Pixar CCO Pete Docter asked Hayao Miyazaki, "When do you make changes for you and when do you make changes for the audience?" during the INSIDE OUT 2 press tour. Miyazaki replied, "I never think about the audience." #D23 Two separate photos of Pete Docter and Hayao Miyazaki, respectively.

thinking about the time Hayao Miyazaki bodied Pete Docter and Pixar

Purdy lady! 🫵

PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS OPEN - MARCH 2026 NOW ON VGEN - $100 game art style test (artistic liberty) - $150 stylized portrait (the parse special) - $175 convention badge (rush order available) more info and submit a request at vgen.co/parsenoire

COMMS OPEN FOR MARCH!!

trying out vgen this month, so go check out my page and submit a request!!

opening 5 slots each for:
- game art style test
- character portrait
- convention badge

it's scary big bill time (due mar 10), so requests and reshares are greatly appreciated!!

vgen.co/parsenoire

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

i've got an idea

worldPEE-ACE

Air to Ground Message:

WIFI INOP WHEN AIRBORN

Area: Washington DC, USA
Type: Airbus A319
A: #a4bdbab60e7
F: #fe0974f46b1

#acars #vdlm2

Especially looking forward to the CA Science Center talk, as it’s focused on how we’ve managed a career in an industry that isn’t exactly welcoming of people who are queer and have mental health issues like we do. They probably think they’re getting a typical ass-patting TED talk, but not from us.

Wild week ahead!

Judging a multi-day student rocket comp and being on a panel about our career as a rocket scientist. Then seeing Donny Benét in concert, along with a work party at @kangamutt.bsky.social’s place. Then being a featured lecture guest at the CA Science Center later this week.

A lot!

DST is really fun working in an industry where sometimes we’d be simultaneously tracking four time zones on the planet and one time zone aboard a spacecraft.

We are now: UTC-7