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It keeps happening, and I’m afraid it’s going to continue.

#alexpretti #comics #ice #iceout #fuckice

You could do that if that’s your jam

maga would be soooo mad over last night rn if they knew about off-year elections

Fortune “journalist” Orianna Rosa Royle exclusively writes rage bait. Please don’t feed the troll. She already knows she’s a useless sack of shit.

FINALLY!

”y’all are wild,” another classic

Wtf is up with these “vigils,” where’s a guy gotta go to celebrate a dead fascist with some fireworks

No it didn’t.

Guess he got proven wrong!! 🤣

Optimistic take: Charlie’s a lot less resistant to the idea today!

Mine did!! 🎉

Those denouncements are easier to read if you pretend the authors are trying their very hardest to keep from breaking into laughter.

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I don’t know. But I do know that, if confronted, Bloomberg would say, “bUt It’S iN tHe OpiNIoN sEcTiOn,” as if they don’t have jurisdiction to make sure that journalism happens in that part of their publication.

“The new standard is that a claim must both be groundless *and the plaintiff knows it is groundless* — or is indifferent to that fact — and pursues it anyway.”

WOW. So now any loon with a grudge can file a lawsuit against anyone they want, and their target will have no choice but to eat legal fees.

Excellent timing! Hit that health insurance deductible early in the year!

They definitely are. You and I know it, so does NPR. And so it seems cowardly of NPR to hide any remotely anti-trump wording in the part of the article that they know will get the least attention, especially when that wording is the factor that makes this story newsworthy in the first place.

Sure, it implies that folks might sue for wrongful dismissal. Very far from reality, because the National Labor Relations Act states that board members can be removed "for neglect of duty or malfeasance in office, but for no other cause." Crucial wording nestled in the unread middle of the article.

I prefer being burnt to shreds. A rare treat.

any of the things that happen in Yellowstone

People living near local airports can tell you that the sky has been “full of drones” for a couple years now. Then all of a sudden, for a couple weeks, if you posted videos of them on TikTok you’d get 100k views.

It’d be nice if, out of the 38 words in the headline and tagline, one or two of them mentioned the illegality.

What’s this supposed to be, an Olive Garden?

Highlight the absurdity. Only ever pronounce it “doggy,” a more accurate interpretation of the 2013 Shiba Confessions Tumblr meme that elon is parroting with his dumb, dumb backronym.

Idk, but it’s shapeacema if you make it during a ceasefire

Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my garlic sauce

That’s an ancient spiritual symbol! Typical of LAMESTREAM MEDIA to find any excuse to call their opponents Nazis!!

Hate when I reach for my midnight weed and hit my work weed on accident. Got me vacuuming in the dark like some sorta Mary Jane Kondo

To preempt replies: Yvon Chouinard put all of his money in a trust owned by his family, meaning he is still head of a billionaire family enterprise. Surprised anyone falls for this obvious shell game, but the factoid sure does get reposted on Reddit every month.