John

W. I. N. N. I. N. G.

Pitt basketball #goingtothemoon

YOU WANTED THE BEST! YOU GOT THE BEST! THE HOTTEST BASKETBALL ON THE PLANET! PITT SYRACUSE OVERTIME!!!!!

Hey. I actually want to watch the Pitt basketball game. Let me turn on espn to watch it, and, where is it? Oh. The CW. So I’m not watching it.

It sounds like he is being fired at the behest of Woj for Schmidt not using the players Woj recruited.

If this is going to happen, and I’m cool with this happening one way or another, can someone give me a heads up, so I can go shoe shopping?

St. Bonaventure is firing Mark Schmidt. Two things:
1) he was there since 2007. Andy Toole, who replaced him at Bobby Mo, is still at Bobby Mo.
2) you think Schmidt is interested in coming back to Pittsburgh? If there is a job available?

Credit to Mansfield, giving it a go. That said, Arsenal need to wake the fuck up.

Pitt is really bringing in DJ Diesel (Shaq) for the Bigelow Bash this year.

Be careful. Ken Paxton may sue to stop trades from happening. You never know with that fucker.

Filled up my Prius last weekend. Looking good. Feeling good.

@primediscussion Who wrote this @AFpost Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth. Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests.

Too good not to share

Enzo Fernandez looks like a lesbian raccoon.

I have to get my car tonight. Ugh.

I am drunk and on a Pat bus home from larryvul. AMA.

Look, I expected to spend today going with my dad to see an attorney. The attorney had to cancel, so I went to Larryvul to watch soccer. There was a Jameson dude at the bar. Things happened.

It involves Lou Holtzthbthbtht, so no.

This is going to be fun. Am I correct in assuming olentangery high school Is in Columbus?

Lovely gentleman.

I was not expecting to be drunk in lawrenceville at 5:30 pm on a Wednesday, but here I am. AMA.

That is the most confusing shit I’ve seen today.

This is not the senator I voted for.

Open play FC #arsenal

This was kind of obvious. 1-17 in conference is no bueno. Plus, you know, lawsuit.

is WWE headquarters ok?

It sounds like we should be glad she isn’t our headache anymore.

It would be a lot cooler if the Tilly verse was about Jennifer Tilly.

No.