Headline: Forget Four Colors: This Orca Slicer Fork Unlocks Virtually Unlimited Color Combos
A very colorful Lisa Frank orca holding a fork with a worried face imposed on it
Quote from "second toddler" article: On the other hand, Patrick had a simple reason for climbing into the machine. "I get ball," Patrick told First Alert 4.
HELL yeah patrick
Headline: second toddler reportedly gets stuck inside Missouri claw machine
Photo of George w bush being informed that a second plane has hit the World trade Center
sir,
Friends from outside Minnesota have asked me if there are celebrations in the street over Noem being fired. To anyone not in MN: no. people are still buying neighbors groceries and collecting for their rent and patrolling. If ice is abolished or trump dies, then mpls will celebrate
Would be amazing if we could get some non-Minnesotan neighbors plugged in here. Minnesotans have majorly overextended themselves paying their neighbor's rents and we know there is more capacity to chip in from outside the state.
Headline: no chance asteroid will slam into the moon in 2032, NASA says
okay so how is 2033 looking
the thrift store a few months ago had some little chintzy Christmas ornaments for sale in a bagel bag and I started crying right there in the seasonal aisle because it was my favorite brand of bagel bag when I was a kid (I had a favorite brand of bagel bag when I was a kid)
photo of a muskmelon, or possibly a cantaloupe
elon's name is basically just MUSKMELON and I feel like we don't focus on that nearly enough
cover of PRISONER OF ZENDA. it's got a swashbuckling type hiding in an alley. it is not about a video game.
I bought PRISONER OF ZENDA at half-price books in the seventh grade and read it at school hoping that someone would see the title and mistakenly think I was cool enough to know things about video games
(no one thought this)
headline: electrons are extremely round, a new measurement confirms
electrons confirmed for cutest subatomic particle
surely you are not using an erroneously-borrowed European taxon and applying it to the western North American muscarioid even though we have known it to be a separate species for at least 15 years and have given it its own species name? or is that what’s happening?
gettin spicy in r/mushroomID
wikipedia screnshot: Caroline Gotschall Calloway (born December 5, 1991) is an American social media celebrity and author who initially developed a following while she was a student at the University of Cambridge.She is the author of the 2023 memoir Scammer, the title of which references accusations of scamming she has received from fans and critics.
NObody does it like her!!
happy 10th anniversary to the I-94 Hennpin County sign
Minneapolis neighborhood map with Como in red, labeled COMO" and everything else in white, labeled CO-LESS
Headline; 99 million year old zombie fungi found preserved in amber, scientists say
"oh, 99 Million Year Old Zombie Fungi, we're really in it now"
Headline from The Guardian: HORSES CAN SMELL HUMAN FEAR
therapist: horses aren't real; they can't hurt you
the guardian:
all the hot twinkbaiting mayors that people love are doing this
I bet mayors who do this are respected and people think they're cool
no one cyberbullies mayors who do this
this would make a mayor soooo hot
all the hot twinkbaiting mayors that people love are saying this
I bet mayors who say this are respected and people think they're cool
no one cyberbullies mayors who say this
this would make a mayor soooo hot
"One of the enduring myths about snake feeding mechanisms is the idea that the jaws detach," explained Patrick T. Gregory, a biology professor at the University of Victoria. "In fact, they stay connected all the time."
fuck!
Pokedex entry for Shuckle. It includes an image of a red and white mushroom-looking ball thing and the following text: Mold pokemon. Weight: 45.2 lb. Height: 2 ft. Type: bug. Fluid secreted by its toes mixes with berries stored in its shell to become Berry juice. By putting its legs back in its shell, it can shake its body and mix the liquid just right, making the juice even tastier
the pokemon sleep dex entry for shuckle is my thirteenth reason
Headline: Memo says White House was ‘excellently preserved’ during East Wing demolition for Trump’s ballroom
my new "White House Was ‘Excellently Preserved’ During East Wing Demolition For Trump’s Ballroom" memo has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the memo
"haha, oh no" on my tombstone
Anyone, uuuuuuh, seen any fundraisers for landlords? No? What, are they still getting paid??
When do we start withholding our taxes to the State in the interest of giving it directly to our neighbors and the people caring for us? We're already housing and feeding each other, already paying for each other's health care, buying school supplies, and...
Fuck this Capitalist bullshit.
bring back The Lemonade That Kills You
the spanish trade ban is really going to make my cask of amontillado all the more alluring
bring back The Lemonade That Kills You
and the momes, sire? how did they rath?
illuminated sign at Whittier Park at night with the message WE LOVE WHITTIER MINNEAPOLIS YOU
♥️♥️♥️
Update: I went outside and it was sunny and 40° and it turns out there might be hope after all
