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ugh i’m still writing one hour earlier on all my checks

jaws theme but make it womp womp

a fun thing about working at an escape room with audio feedback is that you learn that nearly every irregular past tense of "ding" is mildly cursed

I'll spring forward when I'm dead (I've rigged my coffin to catapult my body across the reception room)

we're like a year and a half from some twenty-year-old youtuber putting out a video about scrubs like "they made those people from the ads into a whole *show*?!?!"

more crosswords should make me instinctively recoil and hiss

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing.

Persephone: Thank you.

Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

have you been introduced to the majesty and glory that is the Classics of Game youtube channel

communication is key, it's important to maintain a wereness

the daytona airport playlist is simply baffling

twenty minutes of the softest rock the 60s and 70s could hope to provide

then out of nowhere, random madchester

then back to the soft stuff for another half an hour

then blam, eye of the tiger

it took a similar cover song experience for me to learn that there is not a part in "brown-eyed girl" that goes "gunnin' down the old man with a transistor radio"

(i'd always pictured them pointing the radio at the man and playfully making machine gun sounds with their mouths)

went to the store

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AI Summary ✨

Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

"01000001 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100001 01110111" has 31 holes

someone next to me at the gate was like, "oh hey, that one's leaving earlier, i'ma go see if they'll let me switch to that one"
(she came back sheepishly like ten seconds later)

airports simply love to schedule the flight to daytona for the gate immediately across from the flight to dayton

it's a fun little gag, just to keep everyone on their toes

what is the middlest-sized thing on earth

why do airports have big ads for other destinations

what's the conversion rate on that, do people show up for one flight and change their minds

the main way i know that anglophone culture has yet to reach its peak is that i have not yet encountered a work that rhymes "chutzpah" with "foot spa"

from dog o'clock to dog thirty all drinks are half price

I think I'm the only person who monitors the Spotify charts closely enough to notice a potentially huge single rising up the charts, it's almost in the top 50 and I'm curious to see how far it can go. Can find nothing about the artist, White Noise Radiance, I don't get how there's so little coverage

simultaneously a month and a century ago

Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy

i probably should have guessed they'd be on the ai train, one of the artifacts in their first set was basically a early 2010s precursor to amazon ai slop books

admittedly writing an entire real book would be a huge ask, but the answer to that is to *pick a project where you don't have to do that*

ah heck, thank you for naming them, i had been considering giving them a try again after i did their first run way back when

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

i wish all of my fellow escape room gamemasters a happy "ill-advised first ever attempt at an escape room, just me and my partner, what do you mean two people probably isn't enough" day

it's one of the longest english words that strictly alternates between consonants and vowels, which in wordplay circles is regarded as Neat

personally i think words that rhyme should be spelled the same but you do ewe

Screenshot from The Impossible Quiz, Question 7. THE ANSWER IS REALLY BIG.” the top left says “ANSWER” in a really big font, top right says “REALLY BIG,” bottom left is an infinity symbol, and bottom right says “AN ELEPHANT.”

Help, Discord is asking me to verify my age by making me answer this???

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.