It's like when football commentators talk about throwing the football and catching the football and moving the football down the football field. That way we know they have an IQ above 85 but below 95. The Real Man sweet spot
The Cleveland Browns have been an imminent threat to win a Super Bowl for 60 years now
As long as there are no party balloons or Border Patrol drones in the room they should be ok.
Good news: we really do have unlimited lower ammunition
Bad news: it's rocks
Don't worry. We're preemptively defending ourselves from ever having to think about this, or other questions, ever again
Spell check is woke
This is fantastic. I had no idea
EXACTLY what I thought of when I watched that clip. Bravo!
She has a skill, I guess
Joe Kernen is jealous of Pete Hegarth because Fox News let him drink before 8 a.m. Joe has to settle for CNBC letting him drink before 8 a.m.
The snowball fight offered perfect cover for the Subway-sandwich equipped special forces. And yet, not a single NYPD officer had to be treated for tuna fish smell or mustard stain! Antifa really dropped the ball here. Smh
Could be marshmallows. Could be glitter. Could be paper airplanes. Could be little pieces of paper folded tightly in a V-shape and fired from a rubber band, which sting way more than you think. Could be a bag of feathers.
The ubers are taking the new plumber-bot 3000s to work. Those Ubers are driverless, though...
Aren't the deals moot? They were based on Trump having the authority to set tariffs. The Supreme Court just said he does not.
It's that time of day when I have to avoid Bluesky (and basically all internet) so as not to see Olympic results so I can pretend to watch them happen live in a few hours
No one is using this money to buy jet skis or caviar. They're using it to wield influence and do favors which will be repaid to them via deals yielding personal profit, and they'll use that money to buy jet skis and caviar
That sound you hear is Brett Kavanaugh cracking beer #4.
Thank you for clarifying that Bubba is marrying your sister. If only the people covering the Tony Clark drama could provide such clarity!
He meant to say straw herring
Dwayne "The Sonny" Johnson
Can someone (maybe a reporter?) ask him whether President Trump has named him Little Marco or Lil' Marco? I hope it's Lil', that would be adorbs. And also why is Lil' Mar speaking in Europe when his viceroyalty is in South America?
Lol my post probably too specific! Very funny story, and a great reminder of the HBO One Night Stand series. Cheers!
If stupidity could be converted into electricity, this post would solve climate change.
Mob lawyer
That's Max Headroom
Sajida Talkfa, Saddam Hussein's wife, spent over 24 hours iin labor with her first child. When it was over she decided to call it Uday.
Next time he pulls this shit a reporter needs to ask him, "why don't you know about it? Hundreds of millions of people know what I'm talking about. Why are you so poorly informed on this matter of national importance?"
Provides an all-time answer to any future "so how did you two meet?" inquiries!
Even if they're doing this with the best intentions; i.e. "if we don't go along wih this, we lose business and have to lay off many workers and we don't want any of our people to lose their jobs," it's still wrongheaded. Bullies stay in power? They keep squeezing. Bullies lose power? We remember
To clarify, it sounds like your mom thought you had a collection of *homemade* porn. When you introduced her to HBO was she mostly relieved, but a little disappointed?
