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The Trump administration is pursuing a refugee program that overwhelmingly only permits white South Africans to enter the United States.

MAGA: "Yes, I voted for this," while they simultaneously laugh at the accusation that they are racist.

06.03.2026 00:05 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.”

Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

03.03.2026 07:49 👍 426 🔁 80 💬 20 📌 5

The Clintons wanted their deposition on the Epstein files to be made public and broadcast live.

Republicans said no.

Republicans then leak a photo taken by a MAGA hack influencer of Hillary Clinton leaked by Boebert, which delayed the hearing.

Republicans:, "Why is she mad? What is she hiding?"

26.02.2026 23:35 👍 45 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 1

Trump is still saying Zelenskyy should hold an election, even during a war.

Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace with Russia.

Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.

25.02.2026 12:55 👍 171 🔁 31 💬 7 📌 4

Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

Finally, we agree on something.

25.02.2026 04:42 👍 52 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

Trump sued the comedian Bill Maher over a joke.

Trump had comedians fired for making fun of him.

Trump is threatening to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.

Also…

MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.

24.02.2026 03:13 👍 185 🔁 48 💬 10 📌 1

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.”

Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

23.02.2026 07:32 👍 709 🔁 158 💬 37 📌 3

Republican politician Nancy Mace: "Real men protect women. Donald Trump has protected women from day one."

She must be talking about Ghislaine Maxwell.

22.02.2026 00:32 👍 45 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 0

Stephen Colbert says CBS refused to air his interview with Democratic candidate James Talerico, fearing FCC blowback from Brendan Carr and Trump.

I’m just thinking about all those people that voted for Trump because they were worried the Democrats were against free speech. 🤔

17.02.2026 10:05 👍 99 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 0

Mike Johnson talking about a new Republican health care plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas."

Since 2016 it's moved from "concepts of a plan" to "notebooks full of ideas."

15.02.2026 23:33 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 2

Trump keeps asking why Zelenskyy isn't having elections in Ukraine.

Facts:

Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace.

Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.

15.02.2026 03:33 👍 316 🔁 78 💬 10 📌 4

🤣

15.02.2026 02:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If only Dr. Fauci had talked about heroin helping him get through school and boasted about snorting cocaine off toilet seats, then MAGA could have accepted him to look after the health of their children.

15.02.2026 01:20 👍 117 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 1

MAGA lost their minds when they saw photos of Zohran Mamdani eating rice with his hands, but they are perfectly okay with RFK Jr. saying he snorted cocaine off random toilets.

13.02.2026 23:44 👍 83 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 0

Trump is still saying Zelenskyy should hold an election, even during a war.

Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace with Russia.

Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.

13.02.2026 11:04 👍 467 🔁 112 💬 28 📌 7

RFK Junior: “I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off toilet seats.”

Imagine if this guy were Secretary of Health of the United States.

13.02.2026 10:14 👍 57 🔁 12 💬 8 📌 0

JD Vance: "Our plan is very simple: if you storm a church or assault a federal officer, we're going to do everything we can to put you in prison."

*Storming the Capitol not included.

13.02.2026 03:15 👍 62 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

Globally, Donald Trump is the most hated and the biggest laughingstock of an American president in modern history.

12.02.2026 10:37 👍 125 🔁 27 💬 14 📌 0

Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.”

Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."

12.02.2026 09:24 👍 431 🔁 79 💬 22 📌 7

A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted by a Florida jury of sexually abusing children, including an 11-year-old.

One of Trump's "patriots."

11.02.2026 23:05 👍 51 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 1

Trump sued the comedian Bill Maher over a joke.

Trump had comedians fired for making fun of him.

Trump is threatening to sue comedian Trevor Noah over a joke.

Also…

MAGA: Liberals are snowflakes.

11.02.2026 05:49 👍 391 🔁 82 💬 10 📌 2

Hulu

11.02.2026 04:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤣

10.02.2026 12:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the US, Hulu

10.02.2026 11:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the US, Hulu

10.02.2026 11:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, also great.

10.02.2026 10:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just finished watching the best TV show I have ever seen: Mr. Inbetween. Based in Australia. It’s about a hitman, but it’s much more than that.: Funny, dark, touching, very real and incredibly well acted and written.

I couldn’t recommend it more.

10.02.2026 09:30 👍 160 🔁 15 💬 32 📌 1

Trump is still saying Zelenskyy should hold an election, even during a war.

Zelensky is such a “dictator” he offered to resign in return for peace with Russia.

Trump never conceded the 2020 election and incited the January 6 rioters.

10.02.2026 01:25 👍 640 🔁 147 💬 31 📌 11

True, Natalie.

09.02.2026 09:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

09.02.2026 09:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0