James Bennett

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A selfie

Frigay haircut.

🏳️‍🌈 #Adelante

*Except bigots. I hope they roast slowly in faulty tanning booths, but yanno.

No one's perfect. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Quite so. Not everything has to be for me to accept that others enjoy it, and that's good in itself. I want ppl to be happy. I want them to have the things they enjoy, the same as I do.

Eesh.

I preferred him in his twink phase. He's grown an awfully big head in a short space of time.

Heaps of sand blown up from the beach.

Plenty of sand here if anyone needs some.

Never say I'm not nice to you.

Congrats!

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If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

han solo is standing in front of a fighter jet and asking who me . Alt: han solo is standing in front of a fighter jet and asking who me .

The fella: Let me take you to dinner tonight.

Me: You mean the downstairs pizza parlour again, don't you?

Him:

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I'm pleased, because I'm trying something new with this novel and it wasn't entirely clear that it was going to work. It's been slow going with much angst.

Today I'm like

(Gif not indicative of quality. Hopefully.)

Scented spredges mmmm

Kingsley is beyond charming. Great show.

You'll smell it and like it!

"Tolerable"

Remind me to never ask you for a blurb.

I remember being underwhelmed by the film. But how does one film a novel like "Perfume"? Unless the cinema comes with scent-release nodes...

There's just no other like it. I love books like that.

"Perfume" is an exceptional novel.

*preens* Have I really written 3K words today? Gosh.

I'd only bonk one of these guys, and it ain't Kid Rock.

Completely different governments as well. The People's Party is centre-right (which deployed the Plus Ultra Brigade). The PSOE is centre-left. Also plays a part.

Lord, it's too early for casual homophobia.

Q: What do you call an Anglo-Saxon king who always wore a wig?
A: Ethelbald

Last week I watched a fascinating history documentary and was about to subscribe when the presenter went on an anti-woke screed at the end of it. 🫤

In one bite?

Further trivia: Omar Sharif was so disappointed by the critical panning of the movie that he quit acting.

Hey at least we have a variety of pasta!

Sure. But first I want a word with the smart arse who decided to write a historical mystery novel.

Oh, I'm *the* fan.

I intend to gatekeep The 13th Warrior forever now. It's based on Beowulf, you know.