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@kaylparker

#ebfg πŸ’™πŸ’š

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Whenever I hear that chant, I think about the time I was in a bar in Chicago watching a playoff game between two teams that were neither the Sounders nor the Fire and the entire bar erupted in β€œfuck Seattle” and my heart warmed bc damn, we really do live rent free in y’all’s heads πŸ₯°

09.11.2025 05:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love my Sounders πŸ©΅πŸ’š

09.11.2025 05:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

After everything that has happened today in soccer, seeing Alexi in that stupid fucking cowboy hat is making me absolutely incensed

07.07.2025 01:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been a while since I cried at Lumen, I hate this

07.07.2025 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could I Google that to confirm? πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ Will I? πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

22.05.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all mentioned SEA/POR. AFAIK Steve Zakuani is the only player in MLS era to play for both. He had a pretty horrible injury, pretty sure it was a re entry thing.

22.05.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🫢

15.05.2025 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

15.05.2025 05:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, soccer did not heal me tonight.

15.05.2025 04:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That LA traffic’ll getcha I guess

15.05.2025 04:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman ALT: a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman
15.05.2025 04:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all really gonna throw sweet baby Stuart into this mess? 😭

15.05.2025 04:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑

15.05.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not me thinking soccer will be the thing that fixes my shit day 🀑

15.05.2025 04:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If I never hear about McGlynn’s cultured left foot again, it’ll be too soon

11.05.2025 02:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the vein of Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three 🎢

🎢The Rus, the Rus, the Rus is on fire
We don’t need no water
Let that motherf**ker burn πŸ”₯

11.05.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Way preferred Nico playing in the east. Absolutely devastated every time I see him in a non Sounders jersey.

11.05.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It exists! I can’t figure out how to describe this… There’s a little radio wave icon next to the caption option on the playback bar.

11.05.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny

11.05.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, well, well… if it isn’t me letting 11 men decide my emotional stability, now crying in the dark #SDvSEA

06.04.2025 04:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My toxic trait is that I genuinely believe the Sounders are one win away from solving 100% of my personal & emotional problems. #ebfg

06.04.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

formerly the thirstiest sounders supporter on 🐣 now giving more offbeat soccer auntie than anything

31.03.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

finally here to sounder, tryna figure out where the homies are at #ebfg

31.03.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0