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Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.

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today is bandcamp Friday. a great day to support musicians because they don't take a cut of revenue and these streaming services do not care if we live or die

I have many compact discs available. I hear people like those these days and I have a bunch of rare ones

openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/merch

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LeBron James and I are the same age and with him it’s like β€œWhen will he retire?” and for everyone else who graduated high school our year it’s like: β€œWe will never be able to retire.”

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Bass Pro Abortion | Bonfire All hail the great Memphis Pyramid. For a limited time, snag a Bass Pro Abortion shirt to support CHOICES during Abortion Providers Appreciation Day. Proceeds from this...

Screaming at this merch supporting @yourchoicesclinics.bsky.social Limited edition, ends 3/13

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I’m sorry! I can try that!!

06.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#173. Shorts and You Hi everyone, On Saturday in New York City the temperature peaked right around fifty degrees and people could not wait to peel off their jackets and take long walks and even have brunch outdoors. The ...

I don't mean to brag but this week's pep talk for shorts has proven timely! And Daniel Radcliffe and I have the same POV on wearing a gold medal we didn't win, it turns out!

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What’re we doing here?

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Thanks!

05.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 4463 πŸ” 658 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 36

WHOA! (c) Joey Lawrence & Black Rob

05.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That guy sounds cool as hell.

05.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Abbey I am now thinking about what "Stevemaxxing" would constitute.

05.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do NOT levy the Curse of the Nuggets upon us!!!

05.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm shouting this out my window like Scrooge the morning after the ghosts visit.

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The Man Nobody Killed The first comprehensive book about Michael Stewart, the young Black artist and model who was the victim of a fatal assault by police in 1983, from Elon Green...

I've been so weirdly busy that I forgot to tell you the paperback is coming out Tuesday. It's a steal. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

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Sara is great, and I am looking forward to reading this!

05.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He seems really cool and nice!

05.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#173. Shorts and You Hi everyone, On Saturday in New York City the temperature peaked right around fifty degrees and people could not wait to peel off their jackets and take long walks and even have brunch outdoors. The ...

I don't mean to brag but this week's pep talk for shorts has proven timely! And Daniel Radcliffe and I have the same POV on wearing a gold medal we didn't win, it turns out!

05.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you!

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I'm in a slightly ornery mood so I'd better stay up several more hours to really stew in it and also assure myself a worse tomorrow.

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Nothing but respect to Breanna Stewart for (co)-inventing a new basketball league so she can win even more championships.

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How do you like THESE apples, Mr. Madame Secretary, Sir?

04.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 17

We haven't watched the new one yet, but I am excited to!

05.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Less than $1k to go!!!!! And less than 4 hours to get there!!!

05.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"I don't like big government meddling in my iced coffee cup"
Thank you, Wally.

04.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is not an intentionally anti-Arnett stance!

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I really liked the pilot of DTF St. Louis and I also appreciate that Jason Bateman looks like a regular handsome older guy and not a smooth plastic Ken Doll man!

04.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

He really shook a hornets' nest!

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No doubt.

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People flooding into Boston from suburbs like Great Barrington and Old Orchard Beach for the Yes DunKings protest

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