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I just thought I beat Chronos for the first time in Hades 2 with an incredible build but stupidly didn’t consider he might have a second phase and got flattened, so I’m playing through all of Sonic 2 to calm down
New week, new newsletter, new Zelda Lego, new Pokemon game.
Oh, and it's Mario Day coming up, so get his games for less at the only time of year Nintendo puts them on sale.
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There’s an owl hooting outside my house. If it weren’t for the sirens and the screaming it would almost feel like I’m living in farthing wood or some shit
My gmail tab if I leave it for more than 3 seconds
New Scrubs is just Old Scrubs, and by that I mean it’s everything I could have ever wanted it to be and it keeps making me cry (positive)
I really enjoyed Planet of Lana 2, it builds well on what the first established and raises the bar:
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Hey hey us lot at @thegamerweb.bsky.social have some cool stuff planned for Dragon Age 2's fifteenth (!) birthday this Sunday! Be sure to check that out!
Pokémon Pokopia, officially better than any other Pokémon game you’ve ever played
A couple of weeks ago, I had the honor of interviewing Nick Apostolides (Leon) and Angela Sant’Albano (Grace).
Two very cool humans and two great interviews. Give them a read!
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Am I the only one whose brain briefly went ‘we’re meeting Pikachu’s parents?!’
Link if you wanna give it a go: www.dragonflycave.com/favorite.html
Used a Pokémon Picker to figure out my favourites for Pokémon Day and turns out I’m not as much of a lil Gen 1 bitch as I thought (still a little bit, though)
Happy Pokémon Day! Read my newsletter, it has Pokémon Lego in it.
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Our kids won’t like any of the music we love because, unlike our elders, we don’t have one album playing over and over in the car for six years
Leon laughing (on the inside) at the @giantbomb.bsky.social Prime 4 perfect score reference I made in the Requiem review round up www.thegamer.com/resident-evi...
Resident Evil Requiem combines utterly terrifying horror with action so ridiculous it had me smiling like a fool.
And somehow, despite some pacing missteps and a couple of irksome flaws, it all works. #ResidentEvilRequiem
My full review:
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I’m still conflicted about whether Life is Strange: Reunion bringing Chloe Price and Max Caulfield back together is the right choice or simply an attempt to capitalise on the nostalgia of a classic sapphic story.
My full preview:
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Midweek newsletter jumpscare!
One you might have read before as it was on my old site. That old site is now gone, but I didn't want this one article, in particular, to disappear along with it.
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As much as I’d prefer the people running the companies that make games to play games, why is the new Xbox CEO having limited gaming experience worse than the Take Two boss admitting he doesn’t play them at all?
This week's Memory Card Unlocked newsletter is up, covering Pokemon's big pre-anniversary reveal and where you need to go if you want Mario's Little People
(I've also made some improvements so it doesn't just look like a Word document)
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When's that review going up on GB @grubb.wtf, Tokyo Scramble needs your help? www.thegamer.com/tokyo-scramb...
Buy a remake studio when all people want are remakes. Don’t have it release anything the entire time you own it. Shut it down.
… profit?
My wife is doing The Scarn from The Office as Magik from Marvel Rivals with Plank from Ed Edd n Eddy strapped to her back in Fortnite
Fuck going back in time and telling that to a caveman to watch his head explode. I understand every word of it and it’s given me a nosebleed
ChatGPT? Never heard of it. I Ask Jeeves.
Demon Tides is one of my favourite platformers in recent memory, and one with some surprisingly grand ambitions that it absolutely lives up to - roll on Bubsy 4D! www.thegamer.com/demon-tides-...
If you went back in time and told 4yo me I'd be playing Sonic 2 for free on my iPhone in 2026, I'd have wondered what the fuck you were talking about it since it was 1993
Still pretty fucking cool, though
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I used Zelda’s 2-in-1 Deku Tree set to help my 6yo understand how his brother has the same genes as him just assembled in a different way and I think it might be the best bit of parenting I’ve ever done
Hell yeah! Joe is awesome and I wouldn’t be able to cover TCGs if it wasn’t for the stuff he taught me when we worked together. Super excited for this!