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Thinking about going for a hike later

My dad enabled the feature on his phone where it talks nonstop, and pressing buttons does absolutely nothing. 10/10 love the new punishment app.

Great segway from dead American troops into how beautiful the curtains are. Room full of gutless turds

Sketches of Wayno, Sassy the Sasquatch ,Owly, and Scruffy from The Big Lez Show

fuckin druggos

Is this good

there's a new trend among young people called "microliving" they close their eyes for a few seconds and experience a rich and fulfilling life from start to finish in their minds. birth. friendship. love. heartbreak. joy. loss. grief. death. but how does this affect their productivity at work

This can't be the right game

I'm getting word that leftist and right wing voters are [checks notes] ...jacking off to hockey

heading out to pick up a couple meatball subs

she just got frame mogged by a shih tzu

There's something wrong with my doctor

Whale watching is bullshit. And I'm not saying that just because a whale breach made me spill hot chili all over my balls

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

Do the gambling sites have odds of him dying on the toilet

Getting mad at an ex girlfriend because I imagined her buying me a leather jacket with a Sloppy Joe name tag sewn on it

My girl warming up some hot pockets

Pam Bondi, covered in her own shit, is arguing that she has not in fact shit her pants.

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.

(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

“he put tropical trees on the field”

ARE YOU GAMBLING YET YOU PIECE OF SHIT

People laughed at me when I built my Superbowl kimchi trough

Thinking about Bernie Sanders in JNCO jeans to regulate my nervous system

This is how Waymo works

She would cut my throat with a rusty soup can for one half of a treat

Read that wrong the first time

The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

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