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If you come across me, I'll probably be talking about old video games or bad memes.

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3D World + Bowser's Fury

3D World alone would likely be my #1, but a few minor changes and adding Bowser's Fury to the mix pushes it well ahead of the pack.

10.03.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Underlying Tragedy of Piglet's Big Game

03.03.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miiverse is the real last great piece of software lost to the Wii U era.

28.02.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

26.02.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The new XBoss is from their generative AI division, so I'm expecting we'll soon miss him.

20.02.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looked it up. Technically there is no rule in "THE INTERNATIONAL SKI COMPETITION RULES (ICR) BOOK II
CROSS-COUNTRY" prohibiting dogs, but line 204.1.6 requires competitors to sign and submit an Athletes Declaration.

Call me a buzzkill if you want, I'm happy there's still a chance.

19.02.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would you consider yourself to be a member of the "Deep State (TM)?"

19.02.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looked up a SSF tier list out of curiosity, and apparently all of the Sonic/OC characters except Tails are low tiers. The S tiers are Fox, Mewtwo, Sheik, Captain Falcon, and Naruto.

19.02.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3, Solitaire

17.02.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The main thing I remember about SSF1 is that Sonic/OC characters were the best since their jumps dealt damage, meaning they effectively had larger movepools than anyone else.

17.02.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roses are Red
As gifts they're quite Grand
Tony Hawk's
American Wasteland

14.02.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Hey guys, did you know that Super Mario Bros 2 is actual-"

"Wrong Doki Doki"

13.02.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Gallup will no longer track presidential approval ratings after nearly 90 years Gallup, the analytics firm that has tracked presidential approval for nearly 90 years, will stop measuring job performance ratings starting in 2026.

Really?

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

12.02.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The guy mentioned in the article lived in Syria until the 90's, he is not Israeli.

09.02.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kid goes on a quest to find his dad, uses elemental magic along the way.

09.02.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's an old joke about the Summer Olympics being all about stuff like running 100 meters and swimming in a climate-controlled pool, while the Winter Olympics goes "Ski a few kilometers and then pick up a gun."

09.02.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me put it another way: do you TRUST these giant corporations to preach about what is ethical?

09.02.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the record, when I say "sportsball," I'm making fun of myself at least as much as the actual sport.

09.02.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, you WANT these multi-billion dollar corporations to lecture you about what is ethical?

09.02.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't know that a handful of Syrian expatriates were in control of that region!

09.02.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. Racism. That is honestly a lot of it.

2. It's not their preferred music.

3. He vocally doesn't like Trump/ICE.

4. They want people to support their alternate Halftime Show with conservative Kid Rock, liking as a way of developing social capital.

08.02.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between Super Star, SSU, Planet Robobot, and now (and most obviously) Air Riders, Novas never grant wishes in a peaceful manner.

08.02.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's expansion content, so the question is "Does what they're offering really seem like it's worth $20?"

06.02.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
List of references to musicians - SiIvaGunner Wiki

When in doubt, use a Siivagunner version of the track you actually want to use.

www.siivagunner.wiki/wiki/List_of...

05.02.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Overwatch was so good, why isn't there an Overwatch 2?

05.02.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The other "joke" was a half-formed Sabaton reference that I'm having trouble making into a punchline.

30.01.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I never said they were funny.

30.01.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are two distinct Hussar-themed jokes I can make here.

30.01.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the GBC version with more pixels?

30.01.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought Nidhogg was the one that ate the world, and that Jormungandr was just sort of nibbling on its own tail.

28.01.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0