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@jlaurel

Mom. Writer. Bibliophile. Baker. Stargazer. Amateur photographer. "One touch of nature makes the whole world kin." -Shakespeare

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People are batsh*t crazy. Maybe he had some botox, and his face is fuller from age, weight, etc. He pretty much looks exactly the same, but older. Why does it feel like we are suddenly living in a new dark ages of low intelligence?

02.03.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are! They just want to sick people to die so they don't have to pay them Medicaid or social security or any type of benefits.

02.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perimenopause is fucking brutal. There's no other way to describe it. Just BRUTAL.

27.02.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wish for him every day is to shit himself on a public televised stage.

25.02.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since I don't plan to listen to the maggats lies and verbal diarrhea tonight, I'm going to catch up on Dark Winds...

25.02.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's call him what he is...an idiot.

24.02.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my all time favorites.

09.02.2026 05:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohh I want to do this.

09.02.2026 04:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Enjoying a full meal of Hispanic food tonight to accompany the Bad Bunny concert, er, I mean the #Superbowl.

09.02.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is as sacred as love.

06.02.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful! I love that echinacea fabric. I have it in several colors ๐Ÿ˜Š

04.02.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw this quote today. Between the Epstein files and the daily crimes and cruelty of the Trump administration, it feels like crucial advice to remember...
"Protect your spirit, because you're in the place where spirits get eaten."
-John Trudell

04.02.2026 05:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quick, someone talk me out of getting bangs...

03.02.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Who wants to see these films about Melania and Paris Hilton?

31.01.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is such sad, sad news ๐Ÿ˜ž RIP to a comedic genius.

31.01.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every day is a good day to remind people that Wuthering Heights is not a romance.

31.01.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT?!

29.01.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This January feels 500 days long.

28.01.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There aren't enough psychologists and psychiatrists to manage all the brainwashing and delusional thinking disorders that have been spawned in this country.

26.01.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohh ๐Ÿ˜ญ

26.01.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks!

24.01.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's too kind, thank you! ๐Ÿ˜Š

24.01.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the TV series was created by a gay man.

22.01.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

"Does the dear sun not bathe, the moon not
Dive into the sea,
And breathing from its waves return
Twice lovelier to see?"

22.01.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They always left patterns on my feet, I do remember that!

22.01.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's diabolical that authors have so little control over how their original work is represented, particularly the cover. There's no statement less true in practice than 'never judge a book by its cover.'

21.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a pink pair that I coveted ๐Ÿฉท

21.01.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This flu really, really sucks. Seriously, wear a mask in crowded places, wash your hands regularly, take D, C, Magnesium, and Zinc. Dance in a circle around 3 acorns or whatever but avoid it if at all possible.

21.01.2026 04:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good! Byeeeeeee ๐Ÿ‘‹ no one wants this trash.

20.01.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never read the book, but my cousin and I went to see the film. I had NO IDEA it was *that* kind of story. Total silence in the theatre but for many sniffles when it's clear he's dead. I was incredulous and said, loudly, "Son of a b*tch, you've got to be kidding me."
Sparks is the WORST.

20.01.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0