Sami Peachey

Man Durphies

A screenshot of iOS’s Siri suggestions, suggesting to open Meta AI in WhatsApp

I’ve literally never used Meta AI and never want to, fuck off with your advertising on my phone!!!!

It’s genuinely crazy how when you follow someone on there you see them less often!!!! What’s the point!!!!!!!

I love to have a video from someone I’m following come up in my feed on instagram and as I’m watching it instagram asks me if I like that content. Of course!! I’m following them!!!! Show me their content!!!!

A screenshot of a Google search of “Atlantic city” with a safe search filter option

Why does this search query offer me safe search

Incredible shot, chaser setup

Lemme just run my empty dryer for a couple of hours

One man’s feature request is another man’s bug

I find it fascinating that all of a sudden all of the autogenerated captions embedded into short form videos use the Queens English instead of American English

If you have any alcohol/IPA wipes you can use them around the edges of the bandaid to dissolve the glue :)

Google sheets is so busted when it comes to making charts

What is life if not a series of opportunities for a little treat

The interior screens are all still Sandringham pink. Some other stations have showed it as a Werribee line train, though we stopped at the Sandringham platform at South Yarra & Richmond… wonder which platform we’ll end up at at FSS

A Melbourne trains sign at Balaclava station indicating that the next train to arrive is going to Werribee, rather than Flinders Street Station as the Sandringham line

What tomfoolery is this

A single chair sitting in an alleyway, facing a row of bins

Yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij

They don’t even look like drumsticks wth. Marketing at its finest

What were chicken drumsticks called before drums were invented

Andor s1e10 #spoiler

Why the FUCK did they not use the boots. There were so many gratuitous shots of them!!

The Pope has probably had Malort

lol. lmao

Nobody has said “also a factor was how incredibly fucked Dutton’s head is and how evil his vibe and aura is”

An election corflute stating “double trouble” with a picture of prime minister Anthony Albanese and Victorian premier Jacinta Allan

These signs are so funny because no one (myself included) realised this was the Victorian premier here with Albo

Screenshot of Google maps, where by default it is only showing two toll road routes as options to my destination

Screenshot of Google maps, with “avoid toll roads” selected, where it now shows a faster route which is free to take

Ahhh yes. For the most recent one, I had - I actually have screencaps from it because it was only suggesting stupid toll routes, and only showed me the quicker, free route after I disabled toll roads. Is there anyway to disable that? It feels bad that it’s not respecting my notification settings

iOS 18.3.2, iPhone 15, Volkswagen CarPlay

Screenshot of Apple car play in Spotify with a notification from Google maps saying “see directions?”

It has also shown while my active app was Spotify - I know it was not long after starting my car but I can’t remember if I had started directions in Apple Maps at this point - I was definitely stationary. The other times I have been driving

It seems to only ever appears while I’m in CarPlay, and am already navigating with another app (def Apple Maps, maybe Waze too?). It’s frustrating bc I do not allow notifications from google maps at all, and it is not helpful when I am already navigating, and is actively distracting while driving

So I’m not sure if it’s actually a notification, as it doesn’t ever show in Notification Centre, and notifications are off entirely for Google Maps on this device. I also do not allow Siri Suggestions so it shouldn’t be that.

as an Australian I should never have to hear about “Pam Bondi”

A screenshot of Apple Maps navigating in CarPlay with a notification from Google maps suggesting “see directions?”

Why the heck does google maps do this and why can’t I turn it off?

Going to blame all my mistakes on being hacked