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Trans + Boater + Witch + L + Ratio Home of the post-op cumstack experiment she/her, 26, professional onanist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind MDNI 🌹Poppy and ⚑️Spark

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Miss Lilith's Free Erotic Hypnosis - Miss Lilith, The Unleashed Discover the titillating temptations of all that erotic hypnosis has to offer as you settle down to listen, follow, and obey. Join me. Now.

It's the kinky workout tape from lilithunleashed.net aha, didn't realise it'd still be effecting me since I haven't properly worked out in a while and haven't listened to it since then

08.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't been listening to hypno tapes for a while bc they seem maybe bad for my brain but I forgot about the one that makes me horny when my muscles are sore from working out and I just did a bunch of boat moving today and hoooooly shit oh gods, lingering after effects on that tape ig

08.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And you can destroy American airbases with these?

07.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that was sort of the thing, although with her core mechanics I can see why maybe that's hard to do, but it surprises me to have her removed completely

Part of me was thinking Necrobinder might have been the Watcher after doing some magic, but that doesn't seem to be the lore

07.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Internet Relay Group Chat?????

07.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, my other controversial take is I want the watcher back in some way or another, but ik that one is a) not happening and b) actually unpopular

I at least want to have a lore reason for her disappearance! (tbf maybe there is one and I just haven't got there yet)

07.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh, I keep expecting this to be controversial and then everyone I speak to kind of just agrees with me

07.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ironclad, Silent and Defect are feeling fairly balanced at the moment (although Silent's discard build seems a little too powerful, and Ironclad's vulnerability build feels like it needs a little support) but that's bc they've had 10 years to think about those changes

07.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also think that the new characters can be broken in very obvious ways and definitely have some major nerfs coming for them, but that's not particularly surprising

07.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Some of this stuff I'm not certain if it's just bc I'm extremely used to the visual style of the first one though - I have several hundred hours in sts1 so any differences are going to be very obvious

07.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The original had pretty high contrast backgrounds that made stuff stand out a lot more, strikes and defends were fairly similar between characters, and there's some other stuff that I can't quite put into words about it that makes it just slightly harder to comprehend what's happening

07.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My actualy maim (and possibly controversial thought) is that, much as I like the new art style, I think it's slightly harder for me to parse things than the original game was

07.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

My main thoughts on StS2 is: I really hate bridges

07.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I didn't do it and am simply playing sts2 now

Regret* to inform you: it's good

*lose 1 hp for each card in your hand at the end of your turn

06.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna be so fr right now, you're probably down to one girlfriend for the rest of the month

05.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IF I WASN'T SO TIRED I'D HAVE DONE IT BY NOW

05.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have 2 characters left and ngl I don't think it's happening

05.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently cramming before a deadline (trying to beat a20 on all characters before slay the spire 2 drops)

05.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Using pokemon bag charms to reinvent hanky code from first principles

05.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Reform fury as someone else wins
by Our By-election Editor
Tim Shipsink
The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost
comprehensively to someone else.
"It's totally unfair and rigged,"
said Goodwhinge.
"I shouldn't
be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost."
Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me.
Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X.
"We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families."
Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice.
They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green."
Reform leader
Mr Farage,
speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said,
"It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either."

PLUMBER DEFEATS
MATT GOODWIN

Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… 
I've stopped the cock

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

05.03.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 4361 πŸ” 1452 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 79

Aiming to be someone's Manchester Summer Girlfriend (24/7 soaking w-

05.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

humans are fascinating creatures. they still have "chefs" even though the perfect food (cheese on bread) has already been invented

05.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

moreover, twinks must be destroyed

04.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so bad for the Greens if they win elections, it'll spell their defeat - all those on the right wing must do their duty and vote for the Green party in order to ensure their downfall

04.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 195 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Also kinda jacked ngl

04.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was at the hospital today with a friend (she's doing okay now) and all the doctors we saw - including the paramedics - were just insanely hot, idk how this happens

04.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

04.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 3212 πŸ” 2018 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 226

it's funny how fast criticism of "virtue signaling" degenerated into just despising virtue outright

04.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Unfortunately I got mine from a discount corset shop online about 10 years ago (and am as surprised as anyone by the quality) so idk what the brand is

03.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I tend to wear mine around the house bc I'm mostly in it for the posture correction and waist training but I have worn it out and when I have it's always been under clothes

03.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0