IN THIS HOUSE, WE POST ABOUT THE SIRENS EVERY MONTH (AWOOO)

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

Mayor Frey refused to support a unanimous call from the city council to ask Gov. Walz for an eviction moratorium to support our most vulnerable neighbors and now everyone's having to crowdfund rent.

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

Remember "if we just stopped testing, there would be way fewer COVID cases"? If we stop observing, fewer abuses will be made public, but that won't mean they're not happening. Our eyes on the street are the equivalent of COVID tests. We need to know what's really happening.

I will believe this is "ending" when there are no longer people being snatched off the streets at random, cars of armed agents circling school bus stops, SUVs with no plates driving 80mph down 30mph residential roads. Currently all of that is still happening every single day.

Tom Homan invented separation of children from parents. He *is* a psycho.

Probably swimming in a huge pool of them like high tech scrooge mcducks, at this point.

You don't know what else someone who's wearing a red knitted cap is doing, and they prob shouldn't announce all the things they are doing — nor do we want the fash to be able to identify who is and isn't doing heavy resistance work by virtue of a hat. Let symbols be popular.

"There's Nothing I Enjoy More Than Acting In The Theater" - Ian McKellen EXTENDED INTERVIEW YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

about a 5 minute watch Thomas Moore (Shakespeare) performed by Ian McKellan
youtu.be/2l2RqzVG4ag?...

Every single maga shithead is an absolute pathetic coward. Gonna get out of your truck and fight a bunch of high schoolers? Did that make you feel like a big man for a moment? Did it fill the yawning chasm in your soul where your moral compass should be?

Two donuts on a plate, one cake donut with a crumb topping and one yeasted donut topped with pecans and drizzled with caramel, from Glam Doll Donuts in Minneapolis

man I do really love Glam Doll

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

now we can focus 100% of our efforts to annoy them into 25% fewer people, we got this

Everything I've seen has been more like makeshift roundabouts to slow down traffic, not barricading the full street. ICE drives like absolute maniacs through residential areas, physically slowing down their cars is a huge safety measure even if it has no impact on their ability to abduct people.

death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted

*holds up an angry loon that keeps stabbing me with its beak*

Tell me how many more weeks of ICE we have, wise oracle

"destroy the agency and prosecute every agent" may not go far enough tbh

When he eventually writes a terrible autobiography, no matter the title I'm going to call it Mini Kampf

My trip there was exactly what my soul needed after weeks of blasting my eyeballs with bad news sixteen hours a day. Highly recommend.

The levels of lying happening here...
There was one protest, not multiple "riots"
A disruptive nonviolent protest is not a "riot"
His "involvement" was documenting the events as a journalist

I think the only truthful words in the whole post are "Don Lemon"

I was at another local yarn store yesterday (StevenBe) and staff told me they were the only shop in town that currently had red in stock thanks to a lucky expedited shipment from a supplier - and they'd already sold about half of that shipment in the hours since it arrived.

yeah my 2yo doesn't love it either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(jk she refuses to wear gloves so we make her wear "silly gloves" aka wool socks on her hands)

you can put them on a lil string that you run through the sleeves of your coat so they stay on you even if you take them off your hands

PLEASE let me make you some mittens

I paid my therapist a zillion dollars to tell me this, so I’m passing it on to anyone else in MN who needs to hear it:

Think of taking time away to recharge not as not doing the work, but as doing quality control for the work. You’re not going to be able to show up to do it well if you’re depleted

every time i think i grasp how fucking stupid ICE agents are, they do something to prove they’re actual much stupider.

Those who make whistles impossible make vuvuzelas inevitable

The "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" meme. The Facebook post is from 27th January 2020

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!