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i write d magazine/books/etc.

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Begging cities to just build normal trains

23.02.2024 18:57 πŸ‘ 468 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 2

early hbo, watched a bunch of

28.12.2023 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cool picture by Kiliii Yuyan of a striped snake swimming underwater.

Cool picture by Kiliii Yuyan of a striped snake swimming underwater.

Just was told by my pal Kiliii Yuyan, who shot the NatGeo cover picture for the current issue (shown), that this is the last issue of the magazine that will be sold on newsstands.

18.12.2023 14:54 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 9

i spend a lil time every day tending to a few dead-end crushes & have just folded it into my routine like a job

04.12.2023 01:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

this is my shit

04.12.2023 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
This is a photo of Colombo Store in Surrey, British Columbia. It's next to my favourite momo place, Taste of Himalayas, which is incredible. You should go.

This is a photo of Colombo Store in Surrey, British Columbia. It's next to my favourite momo place, Taste of Himalayas, which is incredible. You should go.

When you're on your way home and need just one more thing

30.11.2023 20:44 πŸ‘ 3962 πŸ” 1241 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 34

i’m at the laundromat
i’m at the tanning salon
i’m at the notary
i’m at bingo
i’m at the canoe rental
i’m at the combination laundromat tanning salon notary bingo canoe rental

28.11.2023 05:17 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
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work

11.11.2023 00:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

banksy you’ve done it again

08.11.2023 23:57 πŸ‘ 503 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hearst asks staff to report colleagues’ β€˜controversial’ posts to management Even liking certain posts may cause a problem, according to the publishing giant’s new social media policy imposed as divisions over the Israel-Gaza war roil the media industry.

don't narc on your colleagues, journos

09.11.2023 00:21 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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iron claw premiere

09.11.2023 01:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tiny truckers.

06.11.2023 01:59 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the back of every police squad car has a "Secret Urinal"

04.11.2023 18:01 πŸ‘ 3176 πŸ” 628 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 17
Sign advertising β€œBrunch Club Porn Cakes”

Sign advertising β€œBrunch Club Porn Cakes”

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEAβ€”

03.11.2023 21:56 πŸ‘ 11116 πŸ” 3395 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 99

Eric Adams pretending to get a phone call to get out of a meeting at the White House, somehow spotted minutes later in Manhattan laughing with Enes Kanter and Ja Rule at the 57th birthday party of a lesser Dick Tracy villain. They're at a "supper club" called Le Crime.

03.11.2023 05:47 πŸ‘ 1165 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

Remember that some people just like to argue, because it's the only time they know what to say.

It's kind of like when you're lost in a video game but then you run across enemies and it's a relief because now you know what to do.

01.11.2023 21:15 πŸ‘ 217 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Did you know bears are good at operating computers

https://www.popsci.com/environment/are-bears-smart/

02.11.2023 02:25 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 45
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You have been sentenced to death by ginger gooch

31.10.2023 00:28 πŸ‘ 2736 πŸ” 574 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 90

if someone gives my kids a Woke Snickers for Halloween, im going to shoot them😀

31.10.2023 01:29 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
unwound at the factory

unwound at the factory

unwound

26.10.2023 17:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œsorry i burned dinner. i was thinking about how wile e. coyote could afford all those rockets”

β€œβ€¦ again?”

β€œdo you think he had a job and just hunted the roadrunner as a hobby?”

25.10.2023 15:15 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh he’s going to jail-jail

25.10.2023 15:12 πŸ‘ 330 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3
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Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say Most recently, the man tried the ruse after ordering a seafood paella and two whiskeys at a restaurant in Spain, according to local news outlets, citing police.

i guess my favorite thing about the headline "Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill" is that it kind of implies 19 times is okay

www.ktvu.com/news/man-arr...

20.10.2023 23:14 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.10.2023 00:54 πŸ‘ 1589 πŸ” 461 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 9
burt young with jack nicholson

burt young with jack nicholson

burt young with james caan

burt young with james caan

burt young with rodney dangerfield

burt young with rodney dangerfield

19.10.2023 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good.

18.10.2023 16:53 πŸ‘ 3114 πŸ” 466 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 236
halloween store 90s plaid skirt set costume (clueless costume)

halloween store 90s plaid skirt set costume (clueless costume)

halloween store demonic beast costume

halloween store demonic beast costume

they’re dating

18.10.2023 17:38 πŸ‘ 286 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8
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veterinary stickers. tag yourself

16.10.2023 21:07 πŸ‘ 704 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 1470