Val and her mom can't pronounce Netanyahu and just resorted to neti pot
07.03.2026 01:43
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Our best mentat Tom is on the case. Could be a facedancer, could be a ghola, either way assume Jim is dead and has been replaced by... Something.
07.03.2026 01:18
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Jim Carrey / Facedancer
We have received the emails and will discuss the facedancer replacing Jim Carrey in the next episode. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
07.03.2026 00:11
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Call me when they spin a 737 in a soapy bowl
06.03.2026 18:29
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Five minutes on Risa and he gives you this look
06.03.2026 17:06
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Babe are you OK? You know the rest
06.03.2026 16:40
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(handwaving) There is distance inflation in Texas, 5 miles in TX = 1 in NE corridor
06.03.2026 16:39
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We will soon drop the pretense and consider San Antonio/Austin a singular unit like DFW, which will allow for an NFL team in San Marcos
06.03.2026 16:25
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N=1 but my rate is locked in for several more months, and I am able to splurge on a fully renewable plan. This may make those plans more competitive, spur renewable production. Silver lined turd
06.03.2026 16:19
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At best this machine can identify contradictions and be unable to resolve them to its satisfaction and will say so. You can then wipe it's context and it's back to baseline. That's not anxiety.
06.03.2026 15:51
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Call me old fashioned but emotions are chemical feedback loops that affect both the physical state and perception of it. I.e. It is not anxiety until it has a heart that races which further upsets the individual
06.03.2026 15:49
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Respectfully, get their ass sir
06.03.2026 15:34
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This is worse than Ready Player One
06.03.2026 15:29
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Everyone is 12 theory is as ironclad as gravity
06.03.2026 15:12
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These are a sampling goldmine and pop producers are SLEEPING on it
06.03.2026 15:10
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The save music goes wild
06.03.2026 15:08
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Gartner cycle of presidential attention span
06.03.2026 14:29
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Facedancers
06.03.2026 13:41
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Mechwarrior 2 👀👀👀
06.03.2026 01:23
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His age? You bet your ass it was over 50. He wore multiple rings too
05.03.2026 20:06
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Remembering fondly on a flight to Vegas eavesdropping on the guy next to me google some song lyrics, copy paste all into an email, and sent to a lady with "I wrote this song about us" Incredible dirtbag move 👏👏👏
05.03.2026 20:04
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Thinking about having to see markwayne on the monitors in line and now my cortisol is spiking, GREAT
05.03.2026 19:45
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Pardon my heterosexuality: hello jewel
05.03.2026 19:41
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Looking forward to relaxed cortisol levels in the airport security line without noems ghastly visage mogging me
05.03.2026 18:54
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No one is saying that. They are saying a dumb ass jar head who gets a totenkopf tattoo has questionable judgment with reasonable application to being an extremely powerful US senator. Come on man.
05.03.2026 18:33
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Feti visited a neighbor who texted me so I said he's a himbo then had to explain the concept of himbo to a new neighbor I haven't met via text
05.03.2026 14:30
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Old man yells at cloud ass
05.03.2026 14:24
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Goofy looking guy in a helmet and breech cloth spinning a bolo about to attack some ewoks
I'm on this guy's side
05.03.2026 14:24
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i’d make the case that the doohickey oughta be mentioned in the same breath as excalibur and other weapons of legend
05.03.2026 01:25
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