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MissMel

@mistifieduk

Quite possibly different name on all apps πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊImmigrant πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§Australian embroidery geek in London πŸ’œπŸ§΅πŸ’œ I like to tell people when I’m going on train journeys I tend to overshare

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Morning all

I spent a lovely few days in Tenerife

I highly recommend a winter sun holiday

06.03.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers lovely

23.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve added the open date - I’ve said to mum I’ll finish it in a year 🀣

21.02.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally cracked open my 1kg tub of Vegemite

21.02.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Very wet 😭

21.02.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Actual footage

20.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can honestly say my knickers have never been as wet as the rain I just walked through 🀣

20.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Following on from the Sooty revelation

This also sits side by side with me thinking Amanda Holden had an affair with Morrissey

The singing one, not the acting one 🀣

12.02.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

And drinking milk in a pool 🀣

18.02.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For those confused by my last post

18.02.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a video of the Kennedy and kid rock exercising in jeans to encourage America to get fit 🀣

18.02.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Morning all

A friendly reminder to not exercise or swim in your jeans

18.02.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just because people move here doesn’t mean we (I) forget that you used to send saucy DMs in the bird app

17.02.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ok I’m pretty sure I know who it is πŸ€ͺ

17.02.2026 08:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always lovely to find out one is blocked by someone they don’t know 🀣

Happy birthday blocker πŸ₯³

16.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus 🀣

16.02.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You are a difficult crowd πŸ₯³

12.02.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Following on from the Sooty revelation

This also sits side by side with me thinking Amanda Holden had an affair with Morrissey

The singing one, not the acting one 🀣

12.02.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I hope the year is full of exciting new things for Mr JB

12.02.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A friendly reminder that when I was little I thought the man that was in the Sooty show was also Benny from ABBA

You will note ABBA were never on the Sooty Show

12.02.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good decision

I just want to make sure I have enough drive time to pass the test

08.02.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for saying hi to me on your travels

Snuffle snuffle πŸ˜†

08.02.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

I’ve changed to auto so hoping it will be an easier experience

08.02.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Sunday

I have a driving lesson shortly

Advance warning for the London south circular users πŸ₯³

08.02.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Standard when it comes to me that we love 🀣

07.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your space goddess πŸ₯³

07.02.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi my lovely friend, I’m going to try to be here more

Hope you are the lovely Amy are well x

07.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Citrus tease!

07.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Beautiful Jack Russell rescue dog Neela have a call with her forever Aunty Mel

Beautiful Jack Russell rescue dog Neela have a call with her forever Aunty Mel

Had a video call with my little sweetie yesterday

07.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0