MissMel

Morning all

I spent a lovely few days in Tenerife

I highly recommend a winter sun holiday

Cheers lovely

I’ve added the open date - I’ve said to mum I’ll finish it in a year 🤣

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Finally cracked open my 1kg tub of Vegemite

Very wet 😭

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Actual footage

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I can honestly say my knickers have never been as wet as the rain I just walked through 🤣

Following on from the Sooty revelation

This also sits side by side with me thinking Amanda Holden had an affair with Morrissey

The singing one, not the acting one 🤣

And drinking milk in a pool 🤣

For those confused by my last post

There’s a video of the Kennedy and kid rock exercising in jeans to encourage America to get fit 🤣

Morning all

A friendly reminder to not exercise or swim in your jeans

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Just because people move here doesn’t mean we (I) forget that you used to send saucy DMs in the bird app

It’s ok I’m pretty sure I know who it is 🤪

Always lovely to find out one is blocked by someone they don’t know 🤣

Happy birthday blocker 🥳

Jesus 🤣

You are a difficult crowd 🥳

Following on from the Sooty revelation

This also sits side by side with me thinking Amanda Holden had an affair with Morrissey

The singing one, not the acting one 🤣

I hope the year is full of exciting new things for Mr JB

A friendly reminder that when I was little I thought the man that was in the Sooty show was also Benny from ABBA

You will note ABBA were never on the Sooty Show

Good decision

I just want to make sure I have enough drive time to pass the test

Thanks for saying hi to me on your travels

Snuffle snuffle 😆

🤣🤣🤣

I’ve changed to auto so hoping it will be an easier experience

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Happy Sunday

I have a driving lesson shortly

Advance warning for the London south circular users 🥳

Standard when it comes to me that we love 🤣

Your space goddess 🥳

Hi my lovely friend, I’m going to try to be here more

Hope you are the lovely Amy are well x

Citrus tease!

Beautiful Jack Russell rescue dog Neela have a call with her forever Aunty Mel

Had a video call with my little sweetie yesterday