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Cricket from beyond:

"It's a start".

People fail to realize that, in Oklahoma, that's called "foreplay". Very common at family meetings.

There's still a long way to go, Noem was barely in the top 5 worst people in Trump's orbit.

Yeah. The person who shot her dog, did a photoshoot using human suffering as background and declared US citizens killed by ICE "terrorists" is a B-list villain in the Trumpverse.

Kristi Noem was untrainable, so Trump sent her to a farm upstate where she will live happily ever after with her friend Greg Bovino.

If Donald asks Zelensky for anti drone systems, he better wear a suit, ask nicely and say thank you.

True. What are they gonna do? Shit on him for being a white straight male Christian? 😏

(and a church seminarian to boot!)

This statement is pure political perfection. There's a reason why Jasmine is my favorite US politician. Hope you guys🇺🇸 will address her as "ma'am president" one day.

Or an Afghanistan amount of time.

The year is 2060. The Democrat presidential candidate Adam Mockler is campaigning on affordability, universal healthcare and withdrawing US troops from Iran.

Jasmine Crockett is my favorite US politician, and she'll go places. But Talarico seem more electable in Texas. Conviniently enough, he's awesome too! 😉

... or years😶

Crenshaw loses lol.

When you lose sight of your constituents, ignore the warning signs, and campaign on blind confidence, voters eventually open their eyes and shut the lid on your career.

This is what happens when you turn a blind eye to the wishes of your constituents.

This is how you end the filibuster🏴‍☠️😏

(I'll be seeing myself out now👋)

Sounds a bit like, dare I say, a "special military operation". 🤔

OK, if anything, unintentional comedy like this will be the legacy of MAGA, lol.

Will mental gymnastics be introduced at the 2028 Olympics? Because Mike seems to be training hard for it.

Netanyahu might be the 2nd worst US president of all time.

Whatever. The ship is sinking, and this rat is looking for a way out.

Who's the odd one out?

That would be Booker T. Washington.

Kirk and Beecher would have similar opinions about the 19th Amandement.

And apparently, Iran is located in the Arkansas/Missouri area? 🤔

If you're thinking about not voting, just remember that the people who think Iran is located in the middle of the Pacific ocean will.

Meanwhile, 🍊 is regurgitating his "drill, baby, drill" and "clean beautiful coal" BS. You know shit is fucked when the guy with a botched penis implant is making more sense.

Needless to say - because the Wide Blue Yonder is a liberal town square, and liberals are smart - but worth mentioning; it's not contradictory to be against Leeroy Jenkinsing around the globe *and* to point out that the world is a better place without the likes of Khamenei.

The vaccine sure took its sweet ass time.

I have a bad case of regime change envy.

I suck at geography. On which hemisphere is Iran again? 🤔

The death of the ayatollah just made the world a better place, sure, but it was a chimpanzee with a machine gun who did it. Now what?

To be clear: Iranian regime bad.

Also bad: doing a Leeroy Jenkins, making everything worse and later saying "at least I did *something*".

No plan, no nothing. He's gonna make a mess and demand a participation trophy later.

Way, way, waaaay smarter people than 🍊 tried regime change and failed.

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