Fats Gordo

They have a good union

Coming out of my nuclear bunker then having to explain the gap on my resume to the guy who came out of a slightly nicer nuclear bunker

Happy Mario day to everyone who has ever stepped on a turtle

"Speak with your bat'leth, p'takh"

a mallard duck stretching out on his hind legs so he's big and tall like a guy with no arms.

what did you just say? what. did. you. say.

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

Prawn Salon

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

"You are just an itty bitty spec in a giant cosmos of wonders" shut the fuck up NASA. I'm kind of a big deal

You know how some astronomers will be like "we're just a tiny spec of space dust"? How come we never get the opposite: chemists going "DO YOU KNOW HOW HUGE AND IMPORTANT EVERYONE IS?!"

REPTILIANS IN HUMAN POP CULTURE HIDDEN IN PLAIN N SIGHT

Holy crapoly

he was a boy
she was a squirrel
can i make it anymore obvious?
he was a punk
she collects nuts
what more can i say?

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

Lmao just found out this is true

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Its a portent. He will either die during the lunar eclipse or be eaten by Pac-Man

Image of claymore sword inside prohibited circle. Text: Join the 3 day no Claymore challenge February 29, 30, 31

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Gay people basically speak their own language at this point. "Swab the deck"? "Hoist the main sails"? What does that even mean?

Its just a bunch of shadowy thumbs up. We love women here

"Foid" is shorthand for "Freakazoid". I don't want to know how the incels are using it

Do you think Odo got a bigger bucket he could share with Kira?

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, and Everyone's in Highschool, and One of the Electric Sheep is the Android's Father?