Good luck! I’m sure you’ll smash it.
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Good luck! I’m sure you’ll smash it.
Bet you get a sore cloaca after a while, though.
Also licorice is poisonous in large quantities. Any other pleasures you’d like me to ruin?
They very much can. Sorry to be Debbie Downer.
Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/
This was me. I am being punished by god: I regret nothing.
Because it feels good!
OoOh, get you. Can’t say I’ve ever had Lebanese: what should I try if I ever get to a Lebanese restaurant.
Boy’s a genius.
You’ve had a busy morning, then.
TINY CLANGER ON THE TENNER!
This is back in e-book today!! With a paperback coming next year. THE book on how comedy works was lost to the collapse of Unbound and put everything on hold for its author. We lost so much more than money. But it WILL be back. Richard Curtis and Charlie Brooker think you should buy it.
Oh mate. Never mind: you’ll see him lots soon.
This is fantastic and you are brilliant. Well done.
but the Enterprise carpet stays clean because of the vacuum of space
I mean obviously telling them to read the standard won’t get you any further, but it does help with the ol’ righteous fury.
Fucking hell. Tell them to read the standard, it’s right there.
Been to see The Secret Agent. 1. Who was the secret agent of the title? 2. An hour too long. 3. The alleged black humour was a bit thin on the ground. 4. No, it shouldn’t win Best Picture.
Still, a grim evocation of place, with some good performances. 3.5/5
Spurs: what the fuck?
In 2001, magistrates found that this year's Crufts winner kept kennels in such a disgusting state that a cocker spaniel developed a chronically-infected ear leading to surgical removal.
If you've a sec, could you click @change.org's petition for Crufts to ban anyone convicted of animal cruelty?
By far the best way.
Living the dream.
Ok, turns out I was kinda wrong (they grab the ceiling with their forelegs and flip over). youtu.be/j26cZFoJTzw
If you don’t know David Byrne’s latin period from the early 90s, you really should. This is Make Believe Mambo, from the fantastic album Rei Momo. youtu.be/wiruARgmQ34
Certain*. It flies at the ceiling and flips upside down, using the rest of its momentum to carry it the last of the way.
*I am a guy and think I saw something about this once.
Fantastic!
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Speeding up the transition is the best way to protect households from future price spikes.
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