Egg

Good thing activists are hot to melt all that ICE 🥵

if global warming is real how come i get scared at night

I thought that was Markiplier

digital art. a bald man wearing sunglasses jumping in the air. he’s surrounded by the words fucker, mr fucker, a pair of sunglasses, a speech bubble that says mr fucker, a mouth, a poorly drawn cube, a comic bang effect, and a swirl

mr fucker

I can fit 6 mandarin oranges in 1 hand

Jabba the slut

Send skeet

@bsky.app why y'all verifying ICE 💀😭

I PASSED MY MATH EXAMMMMM (on the 3rd try but 🤫)

the biggest haters are always middle aged women at your workplace

one day i’ll learn how much of an edible to eat, not today, but one day

i love naps. a nice lil microdose of death

tormentmaxxing

if anyone needs me i’ll be hiding under the covers for the rest of eternity

@gradecee.bsky.social I wish I could like.. super follow you. Whenever I ser your posts they resonate with me so much and then I get sad because I'm already following you

women HATE me
fish HATE me
i am ABHORRENT

Twelve Monkeys or Girl, Interrupted.

i should be killed with hammers

My favorite thing about classical music is you can tell when it’s Russian because of the way that it is

criminal that this didn't blow up btw.

Edgong my phone by letting the battery go down to 5% while sitting next to the charger send post

so* smh

I don't usually vent on here but having a partner that lives in the US in all of this is os fucking scary.
I don't want to fly to a funeral. I want to have fun together again.

The curse if being too old to play in the big snow pile :(

my confession: I stole a random person's grocery list today at the store because they put it somewhere and I'm a psychopath

my favorite tattoo studio left my city :(

this movie is like if the Dukes of Hazard were rapists instead of racists.

hi :)

the united states was promised venezuelan oil reserves 3,000 years ago

Trump's actions are written by manatees