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I haven’t used conditioner for a couple weeks and I did today and it’s like I got new hair.

It’s not my favorite. I thought it would be better.

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

Huge respect to USL players seeking a CBA that provides for protections (like health insurance) that should have been in place decades ago.

Not sure the in-stadium DJ in Lexington got the message.

BREAKING: U.S. District Judge Amy Baggio on Friday granted a preliminary injunction sought by residents of Gray's Landing by the Portland ICE facility. This bars federal agents from using tear gas and other chemical munitions at a level that is "likely to reach" the affordable housing complex.

Old school. Huber’s, Jake’s, Higgins.

The Amex folks are quality.

If you have a complicated itinerary, sure. But they were way more useful before everything was online. #old

Also: they're not always going to get you the best deal. They'll get you the best deal that gets them a kickback or IATA points.

WiFi burrito.

That's a man who can show emotion. Sincere emotion.

hello darlings

today is my birthday, and for my birthday (if you feel inclined) I would like three things

- tell someone you love them sometime today

- donate to a mutual aid fund (or better yet, give money directly to trans people)

- preorder my boooook ⤵️

People who are not going to the game tonight, what are you doing instead?

we all need to understand the heinous acts of our government. this ship was unarmed, and the US military new it. and then they left the survivors of the heinous attack to drown. despicable.

pete hegseth belongs in the hague.

Gross.

I went to check my email to see if I could find my ICQ number and found a message from someone in 2001 giving me his.

"I have usernames older than you."

She’s the new village people.

The only one who could ever reach me /

Was the son of a…

Unless it’s electronics or something.

A shamrock shake might not fix it, but it probably won’t hurt it.

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Mid-flight? Because otherwise, I don't care.

We listen and we do not judge.

Tottenham should fire the interim coach. Every week a new coach

lol I rememer!

*sadly sets aside coffee cup full of beans*

[Exit Murderer.]

Markwayne Mullin, set to run Homeland Security >>

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.