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It would be funny if all the AIs mimicked humans so successfully they became anxiety-ridden and depressed and couldn't function.

Final Cut. obvs

BF watched Blade Runner for the first time on NYE, at this mums with lights on, on an absolutely terrible "4K" encode. He didn't get it.

Last night we watched in the dark, 5.1 surround sound on full, 4K on 75" TC. He got it and now loves it.

MS: Oh fuck everyone thinks Xbox is dead, announce a new console. Project Helix, an Xbox that plays PC games!
Everyone: But we already have PCs that play Xbox games...
MS: This is different, it's an *XBOX* that *plays PC games!!*
Everyone: But...
MS: SHHHHHH! HYPE TRAIN WOOWOO!

I can’t even do that. I get like, a microsecond flash of a still image of the horse but then it’s gone. I can’t get it back or replay the ad in my head.

Not really. Like, if you asked me to do a walkthrough of my parents house I lived in for 18 years (and still visit regularly) I can describe it really well but I can’t “see it”. I can remember where the microwave is but not picture it.

Just about to go for a lunchtime walk in the glorious Spring sunshine and someone booked at meeting starting at 1pm.

There’s a special circle of hell reserved for people who book meetings at lunchtime.

"Aphantasia is over-represented among people working in mathematical, computational, and scientific roles". Hi, it's me!
Also no inner monologue. I have no idea how you lot get through the day with someone talking in your head.

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My brain is about to melt out of my ears and I am absolutely shattered from work today. I really enjoyed it. Yes I am one of those sick people who likes his job.

"While they were showing" ? Were they broadcasting on Onlyfans, because that could of been awkward. I suspect you have a typo in that headline :)

15.00 FILM: 1100101 DALMATIONS Binary version of the beloved Disney classic.

Go on, have another one. What do you mean you're full? Come on, you can have another CEEFAUX can't you? Look, it's only a little one, barely requires reading? Go on. Don't make us ask again. There are people in world who don't have access to CEEFAUX you know? Send it to them instead shall we? eh?

Get a friend to go to the gym with. It’s harder to skip a day when someone else wants to go :)

I have (straight) Facebook acquaintances stuck in Dubai right now and the urge to post “Serves you right for going to that awful place” is so strong I had to mute them.

Totally using “Don’t be gay in my lap” when someone gets to close in a nightclub.

It’s always the shoes isn’t it? Spotted a hot daddy bear, razor sharp haircut and beard, classy shirt unbuttoned at the neck, jeans that are snug in all the right places and… ugh, battered loafers. STRAIGHT!

But also spotted similar on the Tube wearing impeccably clean hi-tops. GAY!

You have to plant them vertically, tail first, the roots sprout from that. #Facts

Probably should be planting Tigers instead.

Horizon was invite only, Marathon is not.

Less than a week to go! My set includes more mince than 276 bear sized servings of spaghetti bolognese!* Tickets:
dice.fm/partner/tick...

*Probably more.

After many hours* of discussion my flatmate and his not boyfriend have picked the first thing to watch on my new 75" 4k super duper TV.

The Golden Girls, crappily encoded on Disney+

*felt like it

Its a picture of a burger that looks nothing like the one you will be served.

*pings elastic*

Pupper sitting at the moment. This is how I got woken up.

Made me chuckle…

Ah yes very bleak considering their *checks notes* 16 billion revenue from Steam alone in 2025.

Made from a lovely set of curtains

Me, flipping through Facebooks “You may also know” suggestions, which is basically a who’s who of London gays you fucked 20 years ago.

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Got a new work colleague… called Felicia. I honestly haven’t been this excited in months, I can’t wait to end our first meeting.