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@garfooble

preeminent transsexual jazz dancer she/her | fog city

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sunset at 7:15? rooftop party??? sunburndt???? well of course! it's the first day of summer

09.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bro. i think it will be straight up moderate to severe

09.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah. have you ever dipped a grilled cheese in shakshuka

08.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

okay i outlasted seasonal depression. time to lock back in on regular depression

08.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh hell yes. please report back

08.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's bullshit they only sell planners that start in january. what about those of us whose anxiety about not maximizing our potential flares up mid-year?

08.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Buckingham Nicks? I’m too busy Suckingtham Tits

19.09.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

he's so stoic

07.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wearing shorts and having a picnic with my dog??? you know what that means: it's the first day of summer

07.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

if you figure out a way to do it that doesn't make everything take five hundred times longer and/or downright impossible please report back because it's been ruining my life since i took the plunge last month

07.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i required that it end with a consonant instead of a vowel, and i wanted it to sound vaguely jewy

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yoooo that's great! get that money

02.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i like the idea of switching to Linux but every time i try there's like one thing that doesn't work right and i give up. usually it's trackpad gestures

02.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
my little chihuahua professor sitting in my lap, looking up, his front paws tucked in such a way

my little chihuahua professor sitting in my lap, looking up, his front paws tucked in such a way

my little chihuahua professor looking like he just woke up from a nap because he did

my little chihuahua professor looking like he just woke up from a nap because he did

my little chihuahua professor looking forlorn with a bell pepper seed on his nose

my little chihuahua professor looking forlorn with a bell pepper seed on his nose

my little chihuahua professor sitting impatiently outside my bedroom, waiting for breakfast. he’s far away and so small

my little chihuahua professor sitting impatiently outside my bedroom, waiting for breakfast. he’s far away and so small

i thought abt doing a feb post on instagram and then i remembered it was one of the most emotionally difficult months in my recent memory. i did take a lot of pics of professor tho heres some of my favs

02.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

got misgendered by an artistic role model in front of a room full of my peers, no one noticed and i had to leave to cry in the hall AMA

02.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i think it's good for when you already are familiar with the material. at that point it's like watching Planet Earth. when i want something i don't understand, i go to joseph newton (when i want to feel smart by the end) or (g^+)^+ (when i want to feel stupid at the end)

01.03.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i keep hearing about such a thing yet it eludes me

01.03.2026 09:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg howdy you're sooooo cute

01.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

relevant to a conversation i am having, which do you think is more well known: Charlie Bit My Finger or yaoi

01.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

most things people grieve are nouns

27.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

who up grieving a noun

27.02.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think that's called a noun

27.02.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

allergist suspects the itchy mouth reaction is still likely so we're not totally out of the woods

26.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i just learned that the deadly anaphylactic peanut allergy I've had since infancy is showing up negative on the tests???? what is the best peanut food

26.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

bazinga πŸ˜”

26.02.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hiiii

26.02.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zyrtec????? what is your dose ???

26.02.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

elbow

25.02.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

mango is at least the second best fruit for sure

23.02.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hello helen

22.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0