Kans

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Clown meme: Women are cringe Empathy is cringe I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality There's a male loneliness epidemic

*Terminator hands you a collection of Joan Didion's nonfiction writing* "We tell ourselves stories in order to live if you want to live."

One of the really special things about Sesame Street was always these little art films that were less about teaching a specific thing than they were about instilling a sort of meditative sense of wonder at how the world works.

making 3d food is sorta fun ngl

Some artistically fascinating posters from Ghana for their releases of Mission Impossible I and II, painted and seemingly bearing little resemblance to the movies, yet someone capturing their soul.

The local film posters from Ghana for Mission Impossible I and II are honestly better than anything I've ever seen anywhere by anyone for anything of any kind and I believe this artist should be celebrated with the very best of the best for all time.

Introducing: The Musk Watch DOGE Tracker New tool reveals Musk has overstated verified DOGE savings by at least 92%

1. The DOGE website is garbage.

The claimed savings has no relationship to the data provided.

And the data that is provided grossly inflates the savings from each canceled contract.

So we just launched our own site — the Musk Watch DOGE Tracker — that breaks everything down.

Forgot the word for flamingo earlier so I called it a karate turkey.

Entered my stupid era (at birth).

Email list for all DOGE employees
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Need a brief distraction from the world today? Time for a good stupid joke thread.

Please feel free to jump on board. The stupider the better.

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to be honest this is one of the most compelling arguments against self-annihilation

A Roman mosaic showing a lion attacking a stag. Unfortunately it really looks as though the two are having "special times" together. The fact they are gazing romantically into one another's eyes doesn't help either.

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We're giving them the benefit of the doubt and assuming this was a case of mistaken identity.

#MosaicMonday

Art

Beaker as Renee Zellweger on the cover of Harper’s bazaar.

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread

THIS IS NOTHING LIKE BALATRO???

QRT with the piece you’re proudest of for 2024 🥂

I can’t really show the piece I’m proudest of for this year yet (maybe late 2025 / early 2026 👀) but this one is a veeery close second. I wanted to challenge myself to draw a more complex illustration 100% traditionally and I love how it turned out.

Rouen at spring

Rouen at spring, 1884
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OK. Every single Scandinavian crime drama:

slightly smaller horse

is this algorithm the same? do I just say things i like and they start showing up in my feed?

Spice is on the inside of the sliding glass patio door. Sugar is on the outside.

"So you see, sister, this time it is I who is on the inside. The sliding glass patio door will now decide your fate."

Old ruin viewed through a glass frame with the original outlines of the building etched onto the glass

An interesting way to help people visualize what a ruin used to be.

wow these old men are so grumpy, there’s no way they could possibly get any… oh my god

This is like getting doxxed by your dad