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@maggiefern69
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it'll be a good friday indeed β€οΈβπ₯
Happy Birthday to my hilarious and whimsical dear friend and sweet pisces @maggiefern69.bsky.social βοΈπ€π₯³ Send them all the birthday tips today (and book us for a duo while youβre at it π)
THANK U π
yugi boyyyy
today is my birthday! i am 32! i live! i persist! i love!
$maggiefern69 for birthday tips π
thank u π₯°
Maggie is in a car with their seat belt on, eyes rolling back into their head in glasses. They are sticking their tongue out slightly. They are awash in red lighting a la FIRE WALK WITH ME
My birthday is less than a week away on 2/24! Yes, I was born on Twin Peaks Day, and in the PNW no less π²β
If you want to give me a gift, I would prefer CASH as I just moved! π
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I do not hate my body and I do not appreciate people assuming I do or implying that I should!!!
me and @withlove-orchid.bsky.social comforting each other in fatphobic fitness spaces as fat bitches who are not trying to lose weight but just want to get stronger π
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*taps sign* this also goes for people who think screening entitles you to harassing me :) being disrespectful over text will ensure that we never ever ever ever ever meet. Have some decorum jfc
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munchies hit me so bad I ordered two dinners
hooray!
damn if I wasn't moving these next few days π
the absurdity of having to lock-in to focus on moving when the world is burning and my body is screaming is so infuriating
*eats disappointing plain whole wheat bread* "This is the kind of bread that's supposed to stop you from masturbating" - @withlove-orchid.bsky.social
Lease signed, moving next week. I wish I could feel more relief, but I still have so much I need to do, so I remain stressed and full of dread π₯Ή
Tips are welcome and greatly appreciated. Moving is sooo expensive ππ $maggiefern69
mmmm ciabatta
He manned up and sent the cancellation fee but imagine being that disrespectful to two cuties like us?
Adorable photo of me and @maggiefern69.bsky.social taken before we were no-called no-showed for the first time. Iβm incredibly livid, upset, disappointed. If youβd like to make us feel better, send a treat to our cashapps π NYC providers feel free to dm me for this jerks info.
I haven't found an apartment yet and it's not for lack of trying really, really hard. Being priced out of my neighborhood already sucks and everything feels so bleak and awful π
I went to the Y as a kid but these YMCA pool conditions are so bad that for the first time in my life I'm considering joining Equinox smh but it's soooo pricey, if anyone wants to gift me a membership I would be sooo grateful π₯Ή
yay I'm glad u liked it π₯° would love to make more yummy plant based meals for u
"vegan beef burgundy should be called mushroom maroon" - @withlove-orchid.bsky.social
Let's end 2025 with a bang πΎ I'm available New Year's Eve, so reach out to tempt me with a good time π₯
you just keep on getting hotter wow π
lmaooo π©
i bonked my head and now i look like magmar, need this arnica ointment to work faster
He saw me two weeks ago and took my excellent suggestion of bringing me and one of my hot friends together π₯° Duos with @maggiefern69.bsky.social are my absolute fav π¦
December is filling up, but I still have some availability π