Remember when computers were dumb? This tech crowd in Silicon Valley does…they created all the computers.
TOUR: Ericschwartzlive.com.
4/15 - @flapperscomedyclub - Burbank, CA
5/3 - @tempeimprov - Tempe, AZ
#newtech #technews #techcomedy #tech
The blood moon made me realize the broken blood vessel in my eye was sent from the universe to teach me not to let my so-called flaws eclipse my self-worth. #bloodmoon #lunareclipse #eclipse
Do you remember when I put wayyyy too much chile powder on my elote? I do. I’ll never forget that savage spice rocket. #mexicanfood #elote #elotes #mexican
Before AI, there was Unix.
How to turn Mexican karaoke into a halftime show…
Is “manifesting” BS?
If you have a 9-to-5 job, you don’t know this life! #entrepreneurs #freelancers #selfemployed
What your font says about your college paper.
Graphic designers’ HATE this! If you want your graphic designer to talk about you behind your back, go ahead and tell them to “make it pop!” #graphicdesignerlife #graphicdesign #graphicdesigner #typefacedesign
I found a “throuple” in the audience at my comedy show. Check out their wild story (which I mostly made up).
TOUR (ericschwartzlive.com)
MAR 14 - SHOW LOW, AZ
MAR 19 - PAGOSA SPRINGS, CO
MAR 28 - VISALIA, CA
MAY 3 - @tempeimprov TEMPE, AZ
In all fairness, that song is over 30 years old.
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We’re all nerds. Some of us just hide it better than others. What are you proud to geek on?
#nerd #geek #cleancomedy #nerdlife
I know! 🤙🤘
I will never tell u what to do!
How to beat creative imposter syndrome.
#creativity #creativityforlife #creatives #creativepreneur
When something seems missing, sometimes, it’s making space for something even better. Thank you, Cherry and Habiba!
Happy Valentine’s Day! You can now download and stream my song “Valentime’s” at Even: www.even.biz/r/valentimes...
“ValenTIMES” 😡
Didn’t understand Bad Bunny? Maybe this will help.
Thank u!
…or maybe I’m just milking it!
Getting cast as Chaz in Helluva Boss was absolute typecasting. Come see me and my less-hot Hellaverse cast mates at Animeverse Houston this weekend. And grab tix to my comedy show at The Secret Group in Houston Friday: www.eventbrite.com/e/eric-schwa...
Did Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime performance make you feel left out?
Thank you, Cosmic!!
Minnesota needs to open a Vietnamese restaurant called Pho Kice.
I’m famous…in India? I traveled to India to do stand up comedy and saw my face everywhere.
Tour: ericschwartzlive.com
FEB 5-7 - RENO, NV
FEB 13-15 - HOUSTON, TX
MAR 28 - VISALIA, CA
MAY 3 - TEMPE, AZ
#standupcomedy #india #indiatravel #mumbai
May we all love to unlike him! 🦈
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JUST ANNOUNCED! I’m headed to Animeverse HOUSTON Feb 13-15 and performing a live comedy show at The Secret Group Feb 13. Tix just went up at ericschwartzlive.com!
#hellaverse #helluvaboss #hazbinhotel
