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My Fiancé LOVES Nudossi.

A 500g box of chocolate breakfast sprinkles.

Me: we need to get our diet in order. No more sugary foods!

Also me: HAGELSLAG!!

is this a solution?

I can understand this because yesterday on my walk to the doctor’s office I saw a leaf that I briefly believed was a rat.

KeolisAmey confirmed as new Luas contract operator KeolisAmey has been officially confirmed as the new Luas Operations and Maintenance Contract operator.

I wonder what this will mean for passengers. It often felt like the Luas was the one service that actually sort of worked in Dublin.

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Spring allergies in full bloom over here. Loving it. Just absolutely loving it. 🥴

This is fantastic.

I take it all back. I‘m so sorry, Excel. I will never doubt you again.

A notification from Gmail saying „it looks like this message is in German“ the contents of the message is 🤩🤩🤩

Does it?

Hope all goes well and your daughter is home soon. 💕💕💕

When I read this it feels like there are two positives that come from this: I‘d finally know if someone is mad at me or not AND I‘d be able to make pesto. No wonder this changed.

you know what, go ahead and put in the newspaper that i got mad

Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

"i think he bought the wrong size"

Instead of March Madness this year I'll be doing a little something called Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better

Agathe Bauer Songs YouTube video by Blitzballspieler

This made me laugh. German speakers sharing what they hear when listening to English language songs.

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Court rules no new terror trial for Kneecap's Ó hAnnaidh Kneecap rapper Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh will not face a new terror trial after judges at the High Court in London rejected a Crown Prosecution Service appeal against the decision to throw out the case.

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Been listening to a lot of Tears for Fears lately and every time I hear Sowing the Seeds of Love I have to laugh when it gets to:

„Kick out the Style bring back the Jam!“

Roland Orzabal goes hard on the part, particularly on jam and it just sounds so funny and lovely to me.

Michael D Higgins pictured in the Phoenix Park with his two Bernese Mountain Dogs.

Please do not forget to mention the most important part:

‘Smart underwear’ measures how often humans fart “Zen digesters” rarely fart. “Hydrogen hyperproducers” fart a lot. Scientists are investigating what is typical.

“we took the sensor out of the chamber, and we were like, ‘Screw it. We’re going to try to measure a fart.’” So Hall stuck the device down his own pants and let rip. “And the signal was enormous.”

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props

Die Affäre um den Deutschen Buchhandlungspreis geht weiter: Der Beauftragte für Kultur und Medien (BKM) hat die drei ausgeschlossenen Buchhandlungen belogen. In einer E-Mail vom Februar teilte der BKM ihnen mit, die Jury hätte sich nicht für sie entschieden. Das war unwahr. (1/6)

I saw it last week and it‘s been my live, love, laugh ever since.

Good luck! Hope all is ok!

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

What‘s your sign?

I know it won’t happen but I need there to be another series of Frank of Ireland.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

At the dog park, a man had two Labs, an adult and a puppy. When he wanted to leave, he sent the big one to get the little one and bring him back.

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen a Labrador retriever actually retrieve a Labrador.

Today we started to learn Tableau and already I‘m Excel, who?

This mini thread is spectacular.