Our moral compass
Our moral compass
Guy in the toilet stall next to me was listening to βBrain Stewβ and I donβt know what to do with that
Chat GPT lift that weight and make me strong
Yup. Really donβt like it when people make their own traffic laws, even if well-intended, because it creates confusion. We no longer have a common understanding of things
Paternal, finance and accounting for meat-packing companies; maternal, natural gas pipeline stuff (not sure exactly because he died before I was born, and there are specific reasons the family never talks about him)
Ok is he eligible to run in the US
No one cares about your love life, Pete
Dafuqβso if I lived in Seoul I would, like, leave it now
Wikipediaβs map of the locations for the menβs 2026 FIFA World Cup, on which all of the locations labels have been shifted hundreds of miles to the east
Well maybe there is not a big audience for soccer in, uhhh, Seattle, Montana
Should I be embarrassed to admit that Iβve got a copy of Werther, and that its pages are much dog-eared with plenty of underlined passages? I was not the most happy teenager
Gee I canβt think of any counterexamples to that claim in recent American history
The *really* hot properties have Patriot missile batteries
I think they call that βspreading freedomβ
Hoo boy that is an expensive βincidentβ
Does a slug look at a snail and say to themselves βone day I too will be a homeownerβ
βPresident should have sought Congressional approval before bombing girlsβ schools in Teheran.β Is that what you mean?
Oh no no no; this war will be fought by AI and also the poors
Hereβs one for all the media so breathlessly reporting on the warmonger-in-chiefβs latest crimesβ¦ youtu.be/a0kxwpqMBvA?...
Since weβre doing this shit againβ¦ youtu.be/YFtrq9vy9UM?...
Bob Roberts is political satire that seems really timely with this administration. Heathers is a takedown of middle American suburbia
Oh, I see itβs wag the dog time again
I recently went axe throwing for the first time, and I learned three things:
1. I have terrible aim.
2. Waffle House is not an axe throwing venue.
3. Waffle House and its customers are very litigious.
I have not had 24 beers total since the start of COVID, so I guess no mega millions for me⦠honestly not sure I could drink 24 of anything within 24 hours, though
Or even worse, shavings OF guys named Herb
Maybe itβs coated with shavings from guys named Herb; did you ever consider that possibility
Good lord thatβs awful. I donβt think my out-of-pockets for an ambulance ride, open heart surgery, hospital stay, cardiac rehab etc added up to 15K. A vaccine is preventative; there is no way it should cost that much.
*youth pastor voice*
No
That looks like it was built in Roblox