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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 1

I watched this scene 4 times and couldn’t stop crying

“I’m sure you’ve seen a lot of death”
“I have seen my share”
“Any advice? I’ve never died before”
I’m weeping lol fuck this episode of the Pitt

Weens, vageens, and everything in betweens

Driving by couples holding hands and screaming “ME AND WHO” out my window

a man in a batman costume is saying `` i 'll get drive-through '' . ALT: a man in a batman costume is saying `` i 'll get drive-through '' .

Surprisingly fitting

I’m gonna get Wendy’s and you couldn’t stop me if you tried

Pirating Scream 7 and deleting it immediately just because I can

It really sucks seeing so many tattoo artists using AI to advertise themselves on instagram

That’s way too many letters

Hacks is so funny

This is the goal tbh

Constantly finishing and restarting Hacks

The Jim Carrey Mask we SHOULD be talking about

The porn isn’t finished until the credits are done rolling

My mom used to randomly sing “ooo baby baby” from Push It when she was cleaning around the house which means now that she’s dead, I can’t hear Salt-N-Pepa’s greatest hit without wanting to cry and that’s why grief is a weird thing to deal with

Patrice O’Neil has one of my favorite line deliveries of all time

Watching the Bear and uhhh

Her and I have been doing a lot better
She’s been really reacting well to the therapy she’s been doing and she seems like a different person
I really want to get back together with her but I’m scared she’ll slip back again

Hoagie!

Shit ass app

I had a dream that I was being cancelled for posting a TikTok in 2023 where I was twerking on the Ayatollah and I had no memory of posting anything like that so I was convinced it was AI

Yknow what’s weird
Even having been sober for almost a decade, even knowing I had a problem with alcohol, I *still* don’t think I actually had a problem with alcohol, and that’s how I’m pretty sure I have a problem with alcohol

I really like this idea that the elites have perfected cloning and decided to use it on a 64 year old retired Jim Carrey

Went to Build a Bear
Made a Pikachu
Named him Trent

I hope he shits himself to death

Ordered some Muppet Treasure Island 30th Anniversary shirts and a hat from pattilapel and I'm so excited

Some issues have come up with my apartment that require me to spend more money than I am used to for this pay period in addition to rent. Anything helps and it will make gas & groceries for the next two weeks less stressful.

I like when people use binoculars in movies and shows and it makes them hear closer