Ryan Frantz

Good software engineers are also good project managers.

"4096 tokens ought to be enough for anybody."

- Bill Gates, probably

Really tooting your own horn here, Amy.

I'm admittedly late to the party, so forgive my ignorance: where can I learn more about what you've been building?

The Gen X urge to always feel like somebody's watching me

Read a book on the subject, gawd! There is plenty of cliterature out there.

(Trying to translate phrases in French class)

Teacher: If you see something...

Me: C'est sum-sing!

Me, after the gym: I have exercised my demons.

You win. Pat yourself on the back.

Pat-hetic

Not very Pat-triotic of you.

THE DEMOCRATS NEED TO DEMAND THAT DHS STOP THROWING MONEY AWAY INCARCERATING PEOPLE AND ICE SELLS ALL ITS WAREHOUSES TO RAISE FUNDS FOR HEALTHCARE SUBSIDIES

ALL CAPS

FUCK THIS TORTUROUS INVESTMENT IN TORTURE AND DEATH

INVEST IN CARING

Me: I've got an insect on my face?
You: I said you've got a Bugonia.

if Deming was an orc

I would never fall off that wagon.

❤️

If you need a hand, AXFR help.

Goddammit

Not what it's cracked up to be.

Reeks of desperspiration.

Can't stay long. Came here to read a fusili posts and that's it.

So you work for Animal Control and you let them escape?!

Dog gone!

That must have been one helluva... pickup line.

What's the purpose of that cylinder in the middle of the album?

Once I get some bread, it's over. I'm making sandwiches. For you.

Wife: Those jeans look good on you.

Me (immediately at the store, using my Ron Swanson voice): I want every pair of jeans you have.

Clerk: Uhhh...

Me: I don't think you heard me: I want every pair of jeans you have.

Their fundraising slogan: Keep it Up!

Cold cocked.

All that hot air.