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Lo Orozco

@heisenbirde

Birds and hockey?

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As a Kraken fan married to a Sharks fan, I am WAY more excited about the Sharks right now

28.03.2025 05:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@stevedangle20.bsky.social

You Sharks-Truthed too hard 😭❀️

28.03.2025 05:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got bit by a mosquito. Later tonight it will be 18Β°F outside

12.02.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kitchens and bathrooms above all else, y'all

08.02.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This book is a Haunted Mansion Deep-Clean Fantasy even though I would not have STARTED with wiping down the wainscoting myself

08.02.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Upon further investigation, "a bit" means "maybe fifty bucks"

27.01.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Found a first edition paperback of Dune while cleaning out my storage unit. It would probably be worth a bit if it wasn't in ROUGH shape...

27.01.2025 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.01.2025 23:33 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I WANT to cackle at hard-right figures experiencing FAFO, but we all lose in the end...

26.01.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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To be fair, we buy Effin' Birds merch when we're NOT drunk, too

26.01.2025 03:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(I maybe should wait until I'm not drunk to order grumpy bird shirts)

26.01.2025 03:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for such a quick reply!! I found a cancel option as soon as I gave up and tagged you, so now I DO only have one "Disservice Animal" shirt on the way for use at work. Thanks again!!

26.01.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
FLOW - Official US Trailer
FLOW - Official US Trailer YouTube video by Janus Films

We just watched this at the local indie film theater and we LOVED IT and want to speculate what the deal with the secretary bird was with anyone willing to do so

26.01.2025 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot my coffee in the freezer for just the right amount of time and now I have a coffee slushie

25.01.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every time I change his papers, he DEMANDS to be washed. Fair enough, but he also refuses to be washed OUTSIDE of the cage, so his new papers get IMMEDIATELY soggy.

25.01.2025 20:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(We're still mad that we didn't realize in time that we could have gotten married IN the bird garden in Vegas)

25.01.2025 08:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In retrospect, I think we saw a few of these at a bird garden when we got married in Vegas

25.01.2025 08:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Our internet is down and we're playing Wingspan. LOOK AT THIS DUCK.

25.01.2025 08:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

24.01.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 20313 πŸ” 3000 πŸ’¬ 861 πŸ“Œ 267
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WAIT, so Oregon has official "wine country" plates, but custom ones about wine are forbidden for being inappropriate? Like, someone got "SYRAH" rejected?

23.01.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FULL LIST: Read all of the personalized license plates rejected by the Oregon DMV in 2024 Nearly 400 custom plate applications were rejected in 2024.

A brief skim of the Oregon DMV rejected license plates for 2024 tells me that I am way more sheltered than I thought I was and do not understand current terms relating to drugs, sex, and/or violence

23.01.2025 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The #LightsOutMeta boycott makes me feel like I'm also boycotting almost every person I know outside of my own home as collateral damage. We really need a new friend-centric platform.

21.01.2025 18:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is not an ad - I'm just REALLY excited to have a nicer vacuum

19.01.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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LOOK AT MY NEW BABY!! Since he's a Shark and very very good I might name him Macklin Celebrini.

19.01.2025 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Woops Montour, not Burky, sorry

12.01.2025 08:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We Kraken fans are very grateful for Kaapo Kakko.

12.01.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The ref was just there to cut off a potential fight and got Cuddled

12.01.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Montour opportunistically scooping a helpless ref into the Celebration Cuddle is my favorite thing in hockey today

12.01.2025 03:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Front Logo

Front Logo

Shoulder patch

Shoulder patch

Other shoulder patch

Other shoulder patch

Pack number and name plate

Pack number and name plate

Sharks Pride 2025 jersey. That logo is absolutely elite. Just wish they could wear them on ice.
-Taken from official Sharks account.

12.01.2025 02:06 πŸ‘ 389 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 10
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Last day I can post this in reference to myself!

12.01.2025 01:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0