RFK Jr: Hey everybody, I just got back from Australia, did I miss anything?
If you love Trump so much, go suck his dick. You're part of the problem. I hope Trumps throws you in a concentration camp after he jizzes on your face.
Resist
βFor everyone thatβs been asking, βWhere are the Democrats?β -- well, here they are,β said U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett of Texas, one of several Democrats who could be ousted under her stateβs new maps. βFor everyone whoβs been asking, βWhere is the fight?β β well, here it is.β
Catchy
You know what would actually reduce crime and homelessness?
Universal healthcare, free education, affordable housing and a basic living wage.
When people have their most basic needs met, they have happier and healthier lives.
Those hoarding the wealth donβt want to give us those things.
Whatever it takes
The hero we needed
Gotta keep the lizard overlords happy
Trump insisted there is no client list but demanded the return of the young women Epstein stole from him
It's always in the last place you look
Agreed
And it feels so good.
Another Mangione with one hugely popular hit
It could have been a much different place if she'd never run and we ran the one person who beat Trump before, as planned. But too many people in the Democratic party would rather have a dictator in than run an old white man, because old white men aren't exciting!
He shouldn't have threatened to release the Epstein files
Old man dreams that client list grew wings and flew away
This is just magnificent. Absolutely perfect.
@thedailyshow.com
I can't wait
It's just Donald Trump's name over and over!
Mind if we have some of your tasty client list?
And his personal hygiene is beyond reproach
Disgusting
Somebody get Trump one of these hoods, it'll help cover up his face
This is the excuse MAGA needs to break with Trump - now they can pretend it was for this horrible thing alone and not also all the other horrible things he did. And then they are blameless and are heroes. As long as they turn on him. Whatever they need to tell themselves if it gets the job done.
Let's keep posting stuff like this until his own people kick him out of office, Jan. 6 style