Sweeting not Xing

A very poorly painted bust of Lenin. Apparently I look like him.

I'm not artistic at all but I've enjoyed ruining Lenin (partially tbc).

Clapback slapped.

Meh. One day eh?

Definitely one of those 9/11 moments for me when the news revealed the crime and the trial. Glad he's gone.

Try that. Hasn't worked for me so far but I'm always falling for the straights (despite moments).

That's smart darl. Falling in love is a bit worrisome unless reciprocal. Says this lonely shithead.

I'm still chuckling at my alt

Lovely people in peril.

There's loads m9.

Looks comfortable. Don't do it again though.

It's turned off now but yes, please send me deets.

Not a great time for the boiler to start pissing water and what I can only describe as century old ashtray juice. Spring tho innit so won't need that fucker for a few months 🤞

Spying for China is a great band name.

You obviously didn't hear Jamie in the cellar.

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Oh yeah

They pronounce it psbspbspsbs.

🌿 💂‍♀️🦵🏝️

First Butterfly of the season on my window.

Nobody says threedub anymore.

Was my absolute favourite. Thanks for the RP. That's my night sorted for then.

A history of all the breweries that Whitbreads purchased.

This poster is up in my local. It's a poster of all the breweries that Whitbreads bought and closed. Love stuff like this. I bet it's the only one left in existence. Shame it's sun faded.

This bus driver isn't hanging around. Feel like I'm on Nemesis.

Direct Pizz in Market Harborough.

This is for people in desperation.

😐

You are never more than 48 hours away from an Andre Rieu concert on Sky Arts

People just need to start using bigger fonts.

It seems I'm noticing my eyesight getting gradually worse. Just going to stop reading.

Like a poo?

On the dot

A flying pig?

Third World Phwoar